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Kash Patel Is a Warning Shot
The New York Times ^
| Feb. 2, 2025, 6:00 a.m. ET
| David French
Posted on 02/02/2025 2:41:19 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
Two F.B.I. agents are at the door. Their faces are grim.
You invite them in, and because you work for the Pennsylvania secretary of state, you realize why they’re there. The agents explain that they “just have a few questions” about the 2020 election.
Puzzled, you agree to talk. The agents pull binders out of their bags and begin grilling you. They want to know, with precision, where you were and what you did, beginning the moment the polls closed on Nov. 3, 2020.
The conversation is difficult. They press you on the details, but your memory of those weeks isn’t as good as it once was. They catch you in a contradiction and your heart starts to beat faster.
The agents start to press you even harder. Every part of you is aware of the danger. You realize you need a lawyer, but you’re a normal, middle-class American. You don’t have a legal team at the ready.
But you haven’t done anything wrong. All you did was help monitor and oversee the vote count. So you try to reset the conversation. You take a deep breath and slowly describe the process, as best you remember it.
After they leave, you walk through the conversation again. You realize they were trying to pin down that, yes, you had a role in counting votes. They were very intent on establishing that you did help finalize the Pennsylvania vote tallies.
Late that night, after you’ve run the conversation through your mind again and again, a realization jolts you awake.
You’re going to be prosecuted for crimes you did not commit.
There’s a challenge in writing about the absurdity of nominating Kash Patel as F.B.I. director. There are so many...
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: davidfrench; frenchingbidensbung
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The conversation is difficult. They press you on the details, but your memory of those weeks isn’t as good as it once was. They catch you in a contradiction and your heart starts to beat faster. Wait, you think. Will they think I just lied? Isn’t it a crime to lie to the F.B.I.? That's odd.
I could swear Mr. French cheered when they did that to General Michael Flynn, Martha Stewart, Alexander Smirnov, etc.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:42:35 PM PST
by
Gene Eric
To: E. Pluribus Unum
You mean like they did to everyone that helped Trump?
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:44:15 PM PST
by
for-q-clinton
(Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
French is having a mental breakdown
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:44:15 PM PST
by
Fledermaus
(GOP RINOs - Get on Board or Get Out!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
yeah, I thought he was talking about Michael Flynn and Crossfire Hurricane.
Flynn’s biggest mistake was thinking he and the FBI were on the same team.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:44:29 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: E. Pluribus Unum
What they should have said: ‘There’s apparently a challenge in finding topics to write about this still-fledgling Trump administration, so we’ll go ahead and try to scare people while awaiting any news that’s actually happening, since we can’t possibly write something positive.’
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:45:03 PM PST
by
alancarp
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
You’re going to be prosecuted for crimes you did not commit.Sort of like Donald Trump?
Sort of like Rudy Guiliani?
Sort of like almost all of the J6 hostages?
F you, David French.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:45:29 PM PST
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
French is a has been bag-o-dung.
Their fear and loathing is exactly why Patel is needed.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:47:21 PM PST
by
AAABEST
(That time Washington DC became a corrupted, existential threat to us all...)
To: PGR88
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:47:48 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:49:43 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
“Two F.B.I. agents are at the door. Their faces are grim. You invite them in...”
HUGE MISTAKE. Not that you’re going to get out of it, but simply NEVER answer the door for a stranger claiming to be a cop, unless you called for them. Likewise, never answer for a stranger period. We have phones now, use them.
In this type of case, make them leave a business card, and if they don’t even know if you’re home, that much better. Then you have time to get a lawyer, and have him present, at least.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:50:11 PM PST
by
BobL
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Talk about the tail wagging the French dog!
He is describing exactly what they did to Flynn.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:50:49 PM PST
by
Candor7
(Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
It’s time for the New York Times to retire.....
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:51:38 PM PST
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Considering all the collusion of NYT with Biden DOJ and police state, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole paper is under investigation.
Way worse than CBS NBC ABC
They should afraid.
Good.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:52:06 PM PST
by
grumpygresh
( Civil disobedience by non-compliance; jury and state nullification.)
To: Candor7
I’d like to see David French receive a taste of that.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:52:24 PM PST
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: Fledermaus
They need to check under that fellers crawlspace
To: E. Pluribus Unum
"Don't talk to the police. Ever." I once was involved in a Federal case and an industry-wide criminal investigation.
Had a former DOJ assistant AG, since gone into private practice, tell me that exact thing. He said: "you believe you're a good citizen, you committed no crimes, you have nothing to hide, and your natural habit is to help law enforcement. NO. Don't do it. You have no idea what they are up to. Tell them 'get a warrant.'"
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:54:51 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: No name given
Will we need a warrant? LOL.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:55:22 PM PST
by
Candor7
(Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
LOL, meanwhile, Elon is already in there taking a Tommy Gun to the place
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:57:55 PM PST
by
Pollard
(Zone 6b)
To: PGR88
Sounds like the myth that Human Resources is your friend — there to help employees. I was in HR; that is so not true. HR is Management’s hit squad.
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posted on
02/02/2025 2:58:34 PM PST
by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino and)
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