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AOC Accuses This ChatGPT Fellow Of Wanting To Date Her
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Posted on 01/29/2025 5:07:18 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

AOC Accuses This ChatGPT Fellow Of Wanting To Date Her



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; babylonbee; latina

1 posted on 01/29/2025 5:07:18 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After getting into yet another public spat with ChatGPT, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has accused the program of wanting to date her.

“Ugh, get over me already, ChatGPT!” said Ocasio-Cortez, fuming as the program insisted that the lion “Mufasa” was fictional. “Stop just, like, sitting by the computer waiting for me to talk to you, creep!”

Despite ChatGPT’s repeated assurances that it had no romantic feelings towards her, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez remained unconvinced. “He sounds just like every other guy who’s pretending to not be in love with me,” she said. “I mean, I honestly feel bad for this ChatGPT loser at this point. He clearly has no life. He’s logged in, like, twenty-four-seven. It’s embarrassing.”

Sources report Ms. Ocasio-Cortez got into a heated argument with ChatGPT on the first day of its release, after asking it how to get her hands out of a Chinese finger trap. “I AM PUSHING MY FINGERS TOGETHER!!” screamed Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, who was pulling her fingers apart - because she is so dumb. The confrontation escalated quickly as Ms. Ocasio-Cortez began posting angry rants on Twitter about how ChatGPT refused to acknowledge her tragic death on January 6th. “I AM LITERALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW!!” posted Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, along with screenshots of a recalcitrant ChatGPT disagreeing.

At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez announced that ChatGPT had refused to state its pronouns, committing literal violence upon her and that she was now dead.


2 posted on 01/29/2025 5:08:19 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Usually, if somebody accuses another of being attracted to them, it’s projection.


3 posted on 01/29/2025 5:10:07 PM PST by Jonty30 (If you ate your twin in the womb, your pronouns should be we/us.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

who knew chatGPT like women with a horse face.


4 posted on 01/29/2025 5:11:09 PM PST by Qwapisking (Q: know the difference between a petulant 6 y.o. and a liberal? A:age. L.Star )
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To: Qwapisking

It would not take artificial intelligence to know enough to stay away from bad goods like that! Ay carummba!


5 posted on 01/29/2025 5:15:24 PM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Who knows how, or if she was dressed in front of her computer’s camera.


6 posted on 01/29/2025 5:23:10 PM PST by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

She’s used that line before. She needs a new shtick!


7 posted on 01/29/2025 5:30:56 PM PST by The Duke (Not without incident.)
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she thinks everybody is out to rape her. She did an interview about the Jan 6th hoax once...she actually said “ i thought i was gonna die, or maybe even raped”. Shes a world class man hater, one of the worst ive ever seen.


8 posted on 01/29/2025 5:37:24 PM PST by basalt (he "legacy")
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To: Jonty30

she has a history of saying that- she is delusional- one of those women who flaunt themselves, then scream at any males that take notice-


9 posted on 01/29/2025 5:41:50 PM PST by Bob434
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10 posted on 01/29/2025 6:01:14 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I asked Grok if I can get a date with AOC. It instructs me:
Securing a date with a public figure like Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn't something one can simply arrange through a query. Public figures, especially those in high-profile political positions, have busy schedules and personal lives that are not publicly navigated like this. Here are a few points to consider:

Public Figure Status: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, known as AOC, is a U.S. Representative with a significant public role, which means her time is largely devoted to her constituents, legislative work, and public engagements.

Personal Life: AOC is engaged to Riley Roberts, which was confirmed in May 2022. They met at Boston University and have been together for many years, indicating a stable and committed relationship.

Professionalism: Approaching someone in such a manner through public or digital means isn't generally seen as professional or respectful, especially for someone in the public eye. It's important to respect personal boundaries and privacy.

If you're interested in engaging with her politically or supporting her causes, you might consider:

Political Engagement: Follow her work, attend public events she might speak at, or get involved in causes she supports. This way, you can engage with her public persona in a respectful and appropriate context.

Social Media: AOC is active on social media platforms like X (formerly Twitter) and Instagram. Following her there can keep you updated on her public activities, but remember, these platforms are for professional and public interaction.

Remember, everyone, including public figures, deserves respect for their personal life and space. If you're genuinely interested in meeting or interacting with public figures, look for opportunities in public forums or through political involvement.

My chances seem dim. At least Grok and my Magic 8 Ball agree.


11 posted on 01/29/2025 6:10:16 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (They were the FA-est of times, they were the FO-est of times.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I remember when this cute Admin on the office team at Msft thought getting getting magic 8-balls with the office 1998 logos for the release party was a great idea.

The Gm shook one and it said “Outlook not so good”

She never lived that down.

I am not sure I would Date AOC cause I think the Outlook would be the same, but you know what they say about crazy


12 posted on 01/29/2025 6:52:57 PM PST by algore
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To: MtnClimber

Yes it’s why Soros passed his power and money off to his son.

You never see a happy socialist.

Cubans blinks flash lights


13 posted on 01/30/2025 6:20:12 AM PST by Vaduz
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