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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After getting into yet another public spat with ChatGPT, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has accused the program of wanting to date her.

“Ugh, get over me already, ChatGPT!” said Ocasio-Cortez, fuming as the program insisted that the lion “Mufasa” was fictional. “Stop just, like, sitting by the computer waiting for me to talk to you, creep!”

Despite ChatGPT’s repeated assurances that it had no romantic feelings towards her, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez remained unconvinced. “He sounds just like every other guy who’s pretending to not be in love with me,” she said. “I mean, I honestly feel bad for this ChatGPT loser at this point. He clearly has no life. He’s logged in, like, twenty-four-seven. It’s embarrassing.”

Sources report Ms. Ocasio-Cortez got into a heated argument with ChatGPT on the first day of its release, after asking it how to get her hands out of a Chinese finger trap. “I AM PUSHING MY FINGERS TOGETHER!!” screamed Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, who was pulling her fingers apart - because she is so dumb. The confrontation escalated quickly as Ms. Ocasio-Cortez began posting angry rants on Twitter about how ChatGPT refused to acknowledge her tragic death on January 6th. “I AM LITERALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW!!” posted Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, along with screenshots of a recalcitrant ChatGPT disagreeing.

At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez announced that ChatGPT had refused to state its pronouns, committing literal violence upon her and that she was now dead.

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who knew chatGPT like women with a horse face.

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I asked Grok if I can get a date with AOC. It instructs me:

Securing a date with a public figure like Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn't something one can simply arrange through a query. Public figures, especially those in high-profile political positions, have busy schedules and personal lives that are not publicly navigated like this. Here are a few points to consider:

Public Figure Status: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, known as AOC, is a U.S. Representative with a significant public role, which means her time is largely devoted to her constituents, legislative work, and public engagements.

Personal Life: AOC is engaged to Riley Roberts, which was confirmed in May 2022. They met at Boston University and have been together for many years, indicating a stable and committed relationship.

Professionalism: Approaching someone in such a manner through public or digital means isn't generally seen as professional or respectful, especially for someone in the public eye. It's important to respect personal boundaries and privacy.

If you're interested in engaging with her politically or supporting her causes, you might consider:

Political Engagement: Follow her work, attend public events she might speak at, or get involved in causes she supports. This way, you can engage with her public persona in a respectful and appropriate context.

Social Media: AOC is active on social media platforms like X (formerly Twitter) and Instagram. Following her there can keep you updated on her public activities, but remember, these platforms are for professional and public interaction.

Remember, everyone, including public figures, deserves respect for their personal life and space. If you're genuinely interested in meeting or interacting with public figures, look for opportunities in public forums or through political involvement.

My chances seem dim. At least Grok and my Magic 8 Ball agree.