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Confused Joe Biden Shows Up To Monday Morning Staff Meeting
Babylon Bee ^ | 1-27-25 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/27/2025 1:35:22 PM PST by dynachrome

A historically awkward moment took place at the White House this morning, as an apparently confused Joe Biden showed up for the Monday morning staff meeting.

The incident happened in the West Wing conference room early Monday morning, where witnesses said former President Joe Biden arrived bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to attend the staff meeting at the start of the new week.

"He was in a chipper mood and ready to get to work," one White House insider said. "He was shaking everyone's hands and cracking jokes about the football games he watched yesterday like it was just another Monday morning. Ok, he did think that last night's game was between the Baltimore Colts and the Houston Oilers, but that's just regular Joe. The weird part was just that he was here and evidently thought he was still President."

Biden was reportedly pulled aside into an office and once again informed that he was no longer president and that he was not allowed on the premises. "We're still looking into how he got through security," said a source with the Secret Service. "One person said they saw crumbs around his mouth, so we suspect he may have been lured back to the White House by his desire for more animal crackers, but that's not been confirmed."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; confused; meeting; satire
Da Bee
1 posted on 01/27/2025 1:35:22 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

First time The Bee has been off....Biden NEVER Showed up in the morning.


2 posted on 01/27/2025 1:36:37 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Ann Archy

Around 10am is when he got his daily dose of drugs.


3 posted on 01/27/2025 1:37:31 PM PST by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: dynachrome

Didn’t George rge Costanza do this too?


4 posted on 01/27/2025 1:37:45 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: dynachrome
Hahahaha...I love the Bee!


5 posted on 01/27/2025 1:37:58 PM PST by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: dynachrome

LOL!


6 posted on 01/27/2025 1:38:42 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (For a good time, call Lisa M. 123-4567)
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To: Ann Archy

Good one.

Had that window of opportunity between sound sleep in the mornings and cutoff before sundown, mentally and otherwise.

Plus the final count was 570 days off during the Biden term.


7 posted on 01/27/2025 1:47:02 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soonake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Ann Archy

Right. And it was Jill Biden that was hosting cabinet meetings as of late.


8 posted on 01/27/2025 1:58:53 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Man made Climate Change is Real. Cal. Officials responsible for the fires just proved it.)
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To: dynachrome

I bet this is true. I bet he’s in Rehoboth and asking Jill if they have to get back to the White House.


9 posted on 01/27/2025 2:03:56 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: dynachrome
Ok, he did think that last night's game was between the Baltimore Colts and the Houston Oilers, but that's just regular Joe.

Lucky guy, he gets to see Bert Jones and Earl Campbell play!
10 posted on 01/27/2025 2:04:17 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: rlmorel; gundog; SaveFerris

11 posted on 01/27/2025 2:14:30 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: dynachrome

“My butt’s wiped!”


12 posted on 01/27/2025 2:33:20 PM PST by kiryandil (No one in AZ that voted for Trump voted for Gallego )
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To: Ann Archy

First time The Bee has been off....Biden NEVER Showed up in the morning.


Valid point!


13 posted on 01/27/2025 2:36:02 PM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: Larry Lucido

And now he’s Penski material.


14 posted on 01/27/2025 2:57:12 PM PST by Fledermaus (SANITY RETURNS!)
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To: Fledermaus

Show some respect, Biden was President, even though appointed by the DOJ after he lost the election to Trump. Even though Biden is a vacuous POS, traitor, owned by China and stooge for the not American Citizen, phony One World Order President Obama.............never mind


15 posted on 01/27/2025 3:11:39 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: Larry Lucido

Heh, if you mean the last four years...YES!


16 posted on 01/27/2025 6:07:34 PM PST by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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