[DallasBiff]

To paraphrase a 1974 Jim Stafford song, I don't like spiders or snakes.

[webheart]

In other news, Aaron Phoenix, 37, was found dead in his spider cave, his corpse being mostly eaten by a large number of tarantulas. Investigators say that he had been bitten by a brown recluse spider, one of several that had found their way in. The uneaten portion of his remains was cremated as, according to officials, it was very difficult to look at.

[MotorCityBuck]

No way!
Now Jumping Spiders are definitely Cool.
Looking forward to seeing them in the garden this Summer.👍

[eyeamok]

we have a bunch of tarantulas on our property, they pretty much keep to themselves

[Ken H]

"A nice fat, juicy spider!"

[antidemoncrat]

He better hope he never runs out of tarantula food late at night and then falls asleep watching the telly.

[dfwgator]

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

[combat_boots]

Uh, negatory

[econjack]

Anyone wanna bet me he’s not married.

[lee martell]

One would suspect Aaron still needs help with his mental health. Anyone to embrace a tub full of spiders might have a problem or two. What is his concept of himself? Does he often wish that he was a spider too?

[Sirius Lee]

They can jump five feet and have a turbo mode that enables them to sprint at 30 mph.

I will not be visiting this establishment.

[Jeff Chandler]

You can never have too many tarantulas.

[SkyDancer]

Isn’t that a dance? Doing the Tarantella?

[CletusVanDamme]

“Next we have Arachnidae, our finest collection.....” - Vincent Price

[ridesthemiles]

“HELPING HIM WITH HIS MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS????

HOW???

[kawhill]

I couldn’t restrain myself:

Itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the spout again
The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the spout again
The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the spout again
The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the spout again

[Mathews]

Nope, Nope, and Nope!

[Eternally Anti-Globalist]

I am convinced that spiders were created by Satan himself. Part of the fall. There is no way God would create a species so hideous and repulsive as spiders.