[Red Badger]

[OldHarbor]

Two legged rats no doubt.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Is Kameltoe in Houston?

Oops. I guess her drug, or at least one of them, is alcohol.

[ComputerGuy]

Cocaine never makes it to court.

[BipolarBob]

“Your Honor, if they can’t produce the sh*t, you must acquit.”

[V_TWIN]

A likely story...lol!

I give ‘em points for originality though. 🤣

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That "evidence locker" looks like Oldest Cub's Closet after I make him clean his room.

WTH?

[BigFreakinToad]

Cocaine Rat vs Cocaine Bear

[V_TWIN]

All kidding aside, all they need are metal containers.

This problem is easily corrected.

You’d think a city as big as Houston would be able to fix this.

[lastchance]

From my understanding this is not uncommon. Especially in older buildings without good rodent proofing.

[Rio]

Rats. Yeah. That’s the ticket.

[Repeat Offender]

Lace the MJ with fentanyl….the rats will OD and die - problem solved….or junkie rats that will steal your CATalytic converter.