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Posted on 01/24/2025 7:32:54 AM PST by Red Badger
Trump has been signing executive orders for, like, four days now. The executive order spoofs are adding up, and I thought I'd throw together the best ones out there I could find.
MEMES AT LINK.................Some are really good!..........
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Lol @ BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump signs executive order stating that gays are not allowed to “talk in that voice anymore”. Violators will face up to 25 years in prison
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Very cute. But, I’m still eating Pineapple on Pizza and I like Ketchup, Onions and Relish on my Hebrew National!
Glad to see the directional ‘Toilet Paper Roll’ argument settled once and for all. About time!
Somebody at work turns around the paper rolls in the restrooms.
As an experiment, I turned one around with the loose end out, and checked an hour later and it was turned in!..............
These are so hilarious, and truly brightened my day!
I grew up with ketchup on hotdogs, but I graduated to mustard and sauerkraut once I met my husband. It was a lifesaver!
And yes, very important to know that the TP dispute has been settled once and for all.
These are great. I still dream of being in college and haven’t studied for the exam, or haven’t taken enough hours, to graduate.
My step-dad was a government employee, and as such we moved around a lot. In one school year December 1968 to December 1969, I attended 5 schools in 4 different states.
Even as an adult, even after my time in the Marines, even after being married and having a kid in school, I would have a nightmare from time to time of being in a school hallway somewhere and not knowing where my next class was or who my teacher was..............
i would modify one of the EOs
you cannot call mentally retarded people retarded
everyone else is fair game
I still have ‘Army Dreams.’ Nothing gory, but that I show up for Formation and I either don’t have my cover (hat/headgear) or there’s something wrong or sloppy about my uniform!
They’re KIND OF a stickler on those points for some reason. ;)
I have these dreams along with being at former workplaces.
They’re great! LOL!
“These are great. I still dream of being in college and haven’t studied for the exam, or haven’t taken enough hours, to graduate.”
Me too! LOL!
You can legislate, mandate, design, but people will do it one way or another...
Yeppers! Grown up is a lot better than being a kid! Beef frankfurters with sauerkraut and mustard are gifts from God! I’m being reminded to add those to my grocery list!
Whew. I guess it’s still ok to put the ketchup on the bun first before I drop the dog into the split. Technically I’m not “Topping” the dog with ketchup.
How about a fine anytime some business or medical entity phone recording includes the line, “Your call is very important to us.”
If my call was important to you, you’d hire enough people to answer it in fewer than 15 minutes of me waiting on hold.
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