Mystery balls on Sydney beaches found to contain faecal bacteria

bbc ^ | 01/20/2025 | Kelly Ng

[BenLurkin]

It urged anyone who spotted the balls not to handle them and to contact authorities.

Besides the acids and bacteria, the balls also contained volcanic rock pumice.

The first batch of debris in October were at first mistakenly called "tar balls" but were later found to contain everything from cooking oil and soap scum molecules, to blood pressure medication, pesticides, hair, methamphetamine and veterinary drugs.

Sydney Water has reported that its water treatment plants are operating normally and that there were no known issues with waste systems in the city.

[dfwgator]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

[9YearLurker]

That’s not just kangaroo poop?

[PGR88]

[Billthedrill]

They are not of this Earth. These are alien balls from Uranus.

[dfwgator]

“I’ve got big balls....”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkM

[MeanWestTexan]

It’s just the Biden family cleaning out the family yacht.

[mad_as_he$$]

“But Sydney Water has reported that its water treatment plants are operating normally and that there were no known issues with waste systems in the city.”

Because Clive and Gord already flushed the fatburgs out to the ocean.

[RckyRaCoCo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfZQ9fRpf4

[frank ballenger]

Did some terrorists have the balls to do this?

[fidelis]

Hmmm...little balls of fecal material?

Reminds me of that little poem you used to see all the time on the walls of public restrooms...

[Tell It Right]

Australia's balls aren't like my balls. Australia's balls are horrible, so sad. Mine are big beautiful balls! -- like no one's ever seen before! (typed in my best Trump voice LOL)

[BigEdLB]

Someone ought to report Adam DeSchitz to Greenpeace

[dfwgator]

[dayglored]

> Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

How did I know that 1) someone would post that before me, and b) it would of course be you.

:-)

[T.B. Yoits]

[ProtectOurFreedom]

RINOs are washing up on Sydney beaches looking for their lost balls?

[NorthMountain]

Everything in Australia wants to kill you ... even mystery poop balls on the beach.

[Hodar]

Those who write on bathroom walls;
Roll their poo in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit;
Eat those little balls of sh*t.

- Anonymous

[dfwgator]

Folks in San Francisco are jealous.