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Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 01/14/2025 9:06:39 AM PST by RoosterRedux

With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed that the mood was somber as Jill Biden prepared for her final week as president.

After spending four years as the chief executive of the United States, Jill was reportedly winding down her daily itinerary and taking what sources described as a "bittersweet" inventory as she got ready to no longer be the person running the country.

"Not being President is going to be a big change for her," said one insider. "It's just what she's been used to for so long. She's been carrying the mantle of responsibility this whole time, and it's going to be difficult for her next week to just hand over the reins to someone else."

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It'll be a busy week, but these last few attempts to bankrupt and destroy America won't just get done by themselves."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; elderabuserjillbiden

1 posted on 01/14/2025 9:06:39 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

Thank goodness....and next Christmas we will get make to “sane” and “Christian” decorations in the Whitehouse.


2 posted on 01/14/2025 9:09:23 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: RoosterRedux

The toughest part will be waking up Joe and getting him in the chopper. I’ll bet there are already plans to leave a trail of ice cream.


3 posted on 01/14/2025 9:09:25 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: RoosterRedux

Say goodbye to the second woman president of the USA.

Since her performance was worse than Edith Wilson, Jill goes down in history as the worst woman president.


4 posted on 01/14/2025 9:10:04 AM PST by ChronicMA
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To: RoosterRedux
That's Doktor Jill, if you please. She's got a real doktorate...in eddikashun.
5 posted on 01/14/2025 9:11:53 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Telepathic Intruder

6 posted on 01/14/2025 9:14:42 AM PST by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
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To: RoosterRedux

This can’t be satire, but THANK GOD!!!! that Trump won.


7 posted on 01/14/2025 9:19:48 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, β€œSurely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: RoosterRedux

:). There’s no more little girls with hair to sniff where he’s going.


8 posted on 01/14/2025 9:45:54 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: RoosterRedux

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


9 posted on 01/14/2025 9:53:25 AM PST by ducttape45 (Jeremiah 17:9, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?")
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Depends... He has plenty of money. He will be using that until he is six feet under.


10 posted on 01/14/2025 10:00:08 AM PST by marktwain
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To: marktwain

6 IS NOT ENOUGH 15 would be better


11 posted on 01/14/2025 10:25:47 AM PST by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: marktwain
"Depends... He has plenty of money. He will be using that until he is six feet under."

At this point, Biden's handlers must have him pumped full of so many meds just to keep up the pretense of lucidity. Will they continue doing so once he's out of office and there's really no need for it anymore? And if not, what kind of shock is that going to be to his system when they cut him off?

12 posted on 01/14/2025 10:33:05 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: RoosterRedux

This is Tue final week of Obama’s third term as President. Jill, was at best, his mouthpiece and caretaker.


13 posted on 01/14/2025 12:47:05 PM PST by Whatever Works (The real power lies in who counts the votes and controls the teleprompter.)
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To: Whatever Works

That is the way I see it as well...


14 posted on 01/14/2025 1:05:39 PM PST by marktwain
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To: Joe 6-pack

It’s going to be tough, but they’re going to have to keep him alive as long as possible to cover up the fact he was brain-dead before he entered the WH.

I still bet he’s gone before Christmas.


15 posted on 01/14/2025 1:14:42 PM PST by Henchster (Free Republic - the BEST site on the web!)
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