HITLER CAT WANTS POLAND (super duper mega vanity)

1/10/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

[EandH Dad]

So you got adopted by a cat. Now your training starts.

[Red Badger]

That looks like and OLD cat, not a ‘new’ cat!...............

[Lazamataz]

This is the third time in recent history that I’ve been adopted by a cat.

[Red Badger]

>>>Black cats have a hard time getting adopted from shelters<<<

I don’t know why, that would be my first choice!...................

[Red Badger]

We have a cat.

Her name is ‘Cat’...............

[Karl Spooner]

[Spaceman49]

“Queue up the Hitler jokes.”

Last week I ate at a Chinese/German restaraunt .. . an hour later, I was hungry .. . for power!

[DoodleBob]

Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.

[Tax-chick]

It told me it liked me and was very needy, but I could tell from its healthy build and clean, sleek fur that it could go home if it wanted to.

One of our now deceased cats used to go around the neighborhood telling people she was hungry and homeless.

[liberalh8ter]

Heil Kitler?!

[EandH Dad]

And staff has to be trained.

[EandH Dad]

A mama cat (Mama) and two kittens (Flash and Spot) adopted us in one night.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

"My new cat looks just like Hitler." Actually he looks more like Hirohito.

[Hot Tabasco]

My all time favorite commercial

[wjcsux]

He looks very similar to Rambo, a cat we had several years ago. Rambo was a very atypical cat, water didn’t bother him at all and he wasn’t afraid of anything or anybody.

[hellinahandcart]

Oh, I love him.

I liebe him.

[dfwgator]

"I liebe ya, I liebe ya baby, I liebe ya! Now liebe me alone."

[Lazamataz]

It's actually only 10 months old. Apparently it got into paint and the old owner had to shave it. [Insert lewd joke here].

I guess that was the last straw and the old owner wanted it gone.

[poconopundit]

Excellent, Candor7

[MayflowerMadam]