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HITLER CAT WANTS POLAND (super duper mega vanity)
1/10/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/10/2025 4:49:42 AM PST by Lazamataz

My new cat looks just like Hitler.

He has NEIN lives.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cat; hitler; humor
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To: Lazamataz

Me, too.

My dream job is to be a cat herder.


21 posted on 01/10/2025 5:14:56 AM PST by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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To: Lazamataz

The whole “Kitler” thing just tears me up! It is always nice to have a companion of the four legged variety around...:)


22 posted on 01/10/2025 5:15:14 AM PST by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: Lazamataz

Name?


23 posted on 01/10/2025 5:15:34 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: Lazamataz

🐱🐱🐱 CAT. Forgot the subject. Can’t have you eating that stuff.


24 posted on 01/10/2025 5:16:11 AM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the national whose GOD is the LORD. Psalm 33:12)
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To: mewzilla

That’s genuinely a “Huh” funny cat.

Hitler defeated by a “Wackstein Kat !”


25 posted on 01/10/2025 5:20:42 AM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: Lazamataz
I gotta tell ya Laz...that True Story you wrote on your homepage is the funniest essay I have ever read. It leaves in laughing tears everytime I read it. Which is a couple of times every year.

Congrats on...dein neuer fellknäuel!

26 posted on 01/10/2025 5:24:42 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perfection is impossible. But if you pursue perfection...you may achieve excellence.)
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To: Lazamataz

Aw, what a sweet cat. It looks a little like one that was trying to invite itself into our house last night.


27 posted on 01/10/2025 5:26:30 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Lazamataz


Stalin Cat says, you must share.
28 posted on 01/10/2025 5:30:55 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Lazamataz

This cat - the entire post - is not sensitive to Juze!!!

Oh wait.....


29 posted on 01/10/2025 5:30:57 AM PST by AAABEST (That time Washington DC became a corrupted, existential threat to us all...)
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To: Candor7

Three Reichs and you’re out!


30 posted on 01/10/2025 5:35:49 AM PST by GingisK
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To: Lazamataz

At least it’s not a Putin cat.


31 posted on 01/10/2025 5:38:44 AM PST by McGruff
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To: MayflowerMadam

Adolph. Seriously.


32 posted on 01/10/2025 5:39:16 AM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Just advise Hitler Cat NOT to invade Russia in winter!


33 posted on 01/10/2025 5:40:39 AM PST by piytar (Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)
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To: Lazamataz

Love him!

Looks like my two guys(pattern and color wise) best personalities next to a black cat in my experience.

Congrats on bringing that one home!


34 posted on 01/10/2025 5:46:00 AM PST by SPDSHDW (Execute Order 66....)
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To: Lazamataz

Ach du lieber


35 posted on 01/10/2025 5:49:09 AM PST by griswold3 (Truth Beauty and Goodness)
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To: mewzilla
Black cats have a hard time getting adopted from shelters.

My best cat was a Tuxedo. Smart, friendly, clever, food-motivated. A poor mouser, though, but that was okay.
36 posted on 01/10/2025 5:49:45 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: Tax-chick
It looks a little like one that was trying to invite itself into our house last night.

It just wanted to get into one room. It assured me that it had no further territorial demands on your house.

37 posted on 01/10/2025 5:51:47 AM PST by PAR35
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To: mewzilla

Yep...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE


38 posted on 01/10/2025 5:52:21 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: GingisK

That fits well with Katgemeinschaft and Katgesellschaft!


39 posted on 01/10/2025 5:54:04 AM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: Dr. Sivana

I’ve had two tuxedos.

One black, one gray.

The gray guy was a charming little gentlecat. I called him Dude.

The black one was a deer-riding, dog-chasing bad@$$ that hated people except for me. Me, she adored. I named her after a character in a Bond movie played by Honor Blackman.


40 posted on 01/10/2025 5:56:17 AM PST by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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