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I have a theory that when a Hispanic girl turns fifteen, she gets a party and a knife.


1 posted on 12/26/2024 11:03:42 AM PST by thegagline
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She has repressed anger issues. The tip providced an outlet.


2 posted on 12/26/2024 11:11:12 AM PST by libh8er
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It’s that Aztec-Incan blood lust. They all have some of it. Plus when they all pull and stretch their hair against their skull like that, and tie it in a tight knot in the back, it retards blood flow to the brain.


3 posted on 12/26/2024 11:12:32 AM PST by 4Runner (Watch. Wallet. Gun. Right foot! Left foot! Sweet Liberty Valens!Thank God for Guns! --Denny Crane)
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Another reason why I never have pizza (or any meal) delivered. I doubt that they’d come out here anyway.


5 posted on 12/26/2024 11:15:28 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: thegagline

Wonder what her gang tat looks like?.


6 posted on 12/26/2024 11:18:18 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: thegagline; Lazamataz

Would Laz hit it?


8 posted on 12/26/2024 11:23:06 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: thegagline

Probably an Illegal or an Anchor baby.


14 posted on 12/26/2024 11:25:46 AM PST by Revel
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16 posted on 12/26/2024 11:26:46 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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She looks like a nice girl.


17 posted on 12/26/2024 11:27:15 AM PST by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: thegagline

She’s probably one of Biden’s illegals. Most Hispanics in Florida are responsible Republicans.


20 posted on 12/26/2024 11:28:22 AM PST by GOPJ (Democratic Party lost.. because they've become the party of "uncommon nonsense".- CNNScott Jennings)
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Now THAT is customer service!


21 posted on 12/26/2024 11:30:43 AM PST by Tom Tetroxide (Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the son of man, who has no salvation.")
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To: thegagline

Market opportunity: A food delivery service where the delivery persons must pass a criminal background check, must live within the area deliveries will be made, are paid per delivery with no expectation of a tip, and their customer satisfaction rating is a condition of continued employment.


22 posted on 12/26/2024 11:31:00 AM PST by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
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The victim gave Alvelo a $50 bill for the $33 order, but when Alvelo couldn’t come up with change for the large bill the woman dug into her pocket and gave her just $2, the outlet said.

I guess the psycho thought she should get a 50% tip.

29 posted on 12/26/2024 11:43:22 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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That’ll teach her to not order pineapple on pizza.


30 posted on 12/26/2024 11:43:52 AM PST by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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The victim was pregnant. Oughta be good for another charge of attempted murder, in Florida.


31 posted on 12/26/2024 11:50:03 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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Well… it worked for Luigi Mangione!

Her status in life is due to customers giving her bad tips and bad star ratings on uber eats - so attacking the bourgeois is perfectly rational!


33 posted on 12/26/2024 2:24:11 PM PST by Skywise
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I was just discussing the other day that the world’s most expensive pizza was the first Bitcoin purchase. Two pizzas were purchased for 10,000 Bitcoins. Today that’s worth about a billion dollars. I’m not exaggerating.

But I have to say, this woman’s pizza was even more expensive. It cost her life.


35 posted on 12/26/2024 2:28:44 PM PST by unlearner (Still not tired of winning.)
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I’m a DYI kinda of guy.

Had a great pizza last week, I picked it up myself.

No tip.

No tip jar.

Great thin crust pizza from a regional franchise, ready when they said it would be ready.

Class operation, been eating their pies for over three decades.


39 posted on 12/26/2024 3:23:10 PM PST by Biblebelter
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45 posted on 12/26/2024 9:47:32 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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