[Loyalist]

So the maples formed a union

And demanded equal rights

“The oaks are just too greedy

We will make them give us light”

Now there's no more oak oppression

For they passed a noble law

And the trees are all kept equal

By hatchet, axe, and saw

[Verginius Rufus]

Some entertainer is considered a more significant historical figure than Karl Marx?

[dayglored]

> Dungavell said that the transformation plans, which were submitted to Camden Council for permission on Monday, were needed to ‘preserve this fantastic heritage asset, and make sure that it is a benefit to the community. ‘Karl Marx would be happy. Our charity is bringing people together to look after a community asset,’ he added. ‘The money is redistributed and looked after the whole cemetery for the public benefit.’

Are you quite sure this isn't satire?

[lee martell]

“Cause Teacher, there are things
That I don’t want to learn!”

[Leaning Right]

I’m not seeing how a falling tree would disturb a grave. Just cut the tree up and haul it away.

So this looks to me like just another money grab. Quick, approve this £18,000,000 request or many terrible, tree-related things will happen!

[Vaduz]

George Michael and Karl Marx’s graves ‘at risk’ from falling trees.

Proof even trees die faster due to communism.

[married21]

Cue up the pic of Seinfeld saying “what a shame “.

[rfp1234]

Move them to Martha’s Vineyard.

Barry 0bama loves both of those guys, for different reasons.

[Salman]

The Karl Marx gravesite is a popular tourist attraction (or pilgrimage destination).

Keeping it looking nice is just good old fashioned local boosterism. { smirk }

[Jan_Sobieski]

If a tree falls on the grave of dead communists and Sodomites, and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

[Bikkuri]

"If a tree becomes infected and dies, there is only one way it will go and that is down"

Dang those Brits are smart...

[faucetman]

Was he a Marx brother?

“Say the magic word, win $100.”

“Groucho, Gummo, Minnie (mother), Zeppo, Sam (father), Chico, and Harpo.”

[Gay State Conservative]

They’re both rotting in hell so I’m not concerned.

[Seruzawa]

Marx is easy. Just dig him up and throw in the nearest cesspool.