“..Nancy Pelosi is getting treatment in Luxembourg!...”
Euthanasia is perfectly legal there....just sayin’.
Maybe Kamala can give her a blood transfusion.
That is easy to fix. Just bring her another bottle of Jack Daniels.
Has her husband left his gay boy toy to rush to Nancy’s side?
Didn’t they recently legalize the distillation of absinthe?
These guys are geniuses! Pelosi’s aides should always have some vodka on hand to rub on her gums when she has these hypoalcoholemic events.
Ya just can’t make this stuff up.
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This is why CNN lost all their ratings, they are getting scooped on the biggest stories of the year by small time reporting agencies...like the Babylon Bee and The Onion.
“Ketel One protocol stat!”
😀😀
All I know is that when I went to school in Italy when I was young, I was TERRIFIED of the marble stairs. I knew if I fell, it was over. There is nothing to stop you from going down the entire stairs on stone and that I would break multiple bones.
I am pretty sure they are not letting on how bad she really is.
This whole falling down the stairs story is a complete fabrication and falsehood. She didn’t fall down the stairs but she is in the hospital...we call it rehab. She’s a drunken mess and needs help now.
Near miss! I’d just taken a drink when I read the subject line!
By a buck tooth girl?
An 84-year old parasite falling and breaking their hip is series.
Chuckle.
Yeah, with an IV vodka drip?
I am reminded of an old joke about the Rolling Stones touring a remote part of Australia, and there was an accident involving the group and its bus. They immediately needed some pain killer like morphine or opiates to treat some of the horribly injured band members until they could be rescued and taken to a hospital.
Luckily there was a medic with the group and they decided to do a blood transfusion to the most critically injured with Keith Richard’s blood. They were able to sedate the critically injured band member with the transfusion until a medical airlift arrived. Unfortunately, Keith Richards suffered horribly as he sobered up for the first time in decades.