Woman to be released from jail despite dismembering grandmother with chainsaw and grilling remains

Daily Mail ^ | 12/04/24 | Melissa Koenig

[Libloather]

Thanks mom.

[BenLurkin]

Well, it would be cruel for her to miss Christmas.

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

She seems nice.

[AppyPappy]

Don’t be cruel. The poor thing lost her grandmother in a gruesome murder.

[ComputerGuy]

What’s she going to name her new restaurant chain?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

We just cut up our grandma with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"????

[gundog]

Why not? I’ll wager that there are thousands like her running around in Maryland.

[Farmerbob]

[She seems nice.]

And she can cook!

[NFHale]

Yes, Yogi … its them again…

[Gene Eric]

the comma defense?

[No name given]

Somehow I knew it would be.

[heavy metal]

grandma got dismembered by a chainsaw...

[Beowulf9]

I guess she got her wish-tershire.

[who knows what evil?]

Great...I’ve got a new song to sing at the grocery store!

[dfwgator]

Let’s eat grandma!

Let’s eat, grandma!

Commas save lives!

[Vendome]

I looked

Tragic miscarriage of justice on the public to release her...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Uh huh.

[AnAmericanMother]

When you have a situation where only an accomplice can provide the testimony for conviction, it's almost inevitable that a deal like this is negotiated.

You get the main actor, and the accomplice gets a break.

It's not good, obviously, but the alternative is to risk convicting nobody.

[alstewartfan]

She was released once the judge learned that she was a good kook,... I mean cook.

[MikelTackNailer]

Nothing says you care more than using Kingsford.