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RFK Proposes Mandatory 'No Fat Chicks' Bumper Stickers on Vehicles
YouTube/ Ryan Long ^ | 12-2-2024 | Ryan Long

Posted on 12/02/2024 11:55:19 AM PST by servo1969

Many people have taken issue with RFK's controversial new policy for all government vehicles to have a mandatory “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker, with President Biden even weighing in to say, “If he wanted the bumper stickers to say “Less Fat Chicks” or even “Barely Any Fat Chicks” I could understand where he's coming from. But to say none at all just tells me that RFK has never really partied.”

RFK responded by saying, “President Biden knows damn well that the bumper sticker slogan is a best-case scenario and not to be taken literally. It is public record I've laid a crazy amount of pipe in my prime so obviously a few fat chicks are going to slip through the cracks. Real big ones, too, not on some ‘tryin’ to be funny sh*t’ either. Solo bar missions, day gaming, 3 beers tops probably, too, so don't try to claim beer goggles.” RFK continued, “And President Biden may also want to note that from her perspective this is a 4/10 tops easily 290 going home with a Kennedy, not too shabby on her end. Raw, too. Which reminds me - I will also be removing the cream filling from Twinkies. But back to the 4/10 I slummed it with… I am clearly more than qualified to speak on the issue, but still, I stand behind the bumper sticker policy.”

Skinny black man and former Jerry Springer guest Brad Green weighed in on the controversy to say, “More for me.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chicks; fat; long; nofatchicks; rfk; ryan; ryanlong
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To: Red Badger

See three

Then watch Lonesome Dove with Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones


21 posted on 12/02/2024 1:05:46 PM PST by Vaquero (In Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'llz just kill you. )
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To: bgill
Works both ways. Men need to look in the mirror if they can get close enough with those hairy beer bellies.

Preach it!!!!

Women want to like what they have to look at as well.

22 posted on 12/02/2024 2:07:17 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: Responsibility2nd

He’s a bigger pervert than I thought if he can’t keep his hands of hillary.


23 posted on 12/02/2024 2:08:08 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: Responsibility2nd



24 posted on 12/02/2024 2:08:37 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator
Yep that's how it is. And always has been.

 

Joe Biden through the years

"Ashley, can you hand Daddy the soap?"

25 posted on 12/02/2024 2:23:50 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Climate Change is Real. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Notice he’s not looking at her face.


26 posted on 12/02/2024 5:05:51 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: SkyDancer

“My eyes are up here.”

There is nothing to look at. Yet pedophiles don’t care.


27 posted on 12/02/2024 5:15:59 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Climate Change is Real. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Brandon is just frisking Hillary to make sure she isn’t wearing a wire.


28 posted on 12/02/2024 6:25:32 PM PST by Pennsyltucky Boy (bitterly clinging to our constitutional rights in PA)
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