RFK Proposes Mandatory 'No Fat Chicks' Bumper Stickers on Vehicles

YouTube/ Ryan Long ^ | 12-2-2024 | Ryan Long

[servo1969]

Many people have taken issue with RFK's controversial new policy for all government vehicles to have a mandatory “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker, with President Biden even weighing in to say, “If he wanted the bumper stickers to say “Less Fat Chicks” or even “Barely Any Fat Chicks” I could understand where he's coming from. But to say none at all just tells me that RFK has never really partied.”

RFK responded by saying, “President Biden knows damn well that the bumper sticker slogan is a best-case scenario and not to be taken literally. It is public record I've laid a crazy amount of pipe in my prime so obviously a few fat chicks are going to slip through the cracks. Real big ones, too, not on some ‘tryin’ to be funny sh*t’ either. Solo bar missions, day gaming, 3 beers tops probably, too, so don't try to claim beer goggles.” RFK continued, “And President Biden may also want to note that from her perspective this is a 4/10 tops easily 290 going home with a Kennedy, not too shabby on her end. Raw, too. Which reminds me - I will also be removing the cream filling from Twinkies. But back to the 4/10 I slummed it with… I am clearly more than qualified to speak on the issue, but still, I stand behind the bumper sticker policy.”

Skinny black man and former Jerry Springer guest Brad Green weighed in on the controversy to say, “More for me.”

[servo1969]

Ryan Long is awesome.

[Responsibility2nd]

[Roadrunner383]

Me and Gus McCrae appreciate a female with some extra meat on her bones.

[stanne]

If RFK wasn’t a hound dog this could be amusing.

They story of his first marriage has no humor.

[dfwgator]

[Responsibility2nd]

No one can say Biden doesn't love him some Fat Chicks (Broads too!)

 

[bgill]

Works both ways. Men need to look in the mirror if they can get close enough with those hairy beer bellies.

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

Ping!.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

That’s quite a picture - like he’s sizing up a pig. I think they both feel that way.

[Responsibility2nd]

Like so many little girls have done...

The Hildabeat tries to push Joe away.

 

[Empire_of_Liberty]

Ouch! The moving picture did not help! Joe had a death-grip on her.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

My Mom remarried when I was in my 20’s. My Step Dad was ‘handy’ that way - with everyone. Ugh.

[Responsibility2nd]

Death grip.

That is a sure fire tactic of molesters. Here is Biden death gripping his grand daughter while he's french kissing her.

 

And what else is creepy? Notice said grand daughter hiking up her skirt.

If I had more time, I could post many more pics of Biden molesting girls. Girls caught in his death grip unable to run.

[Vaquero]

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

[Responsibility2nd]

Sometimes the Biden death grip on little girls was rejected. As in the time Biden put the moves on Jeff Sessions grand daughter....

 

[Diana in Wisconsin]

That is one egg-bound chicken, LOL!

[Red Badger]

?..................

[Larry Lucido]

Hey, if women didn’t like dad bods, I’d never get any!

[ansel12]

The more males are raised by their fat single and divorced moms the more they adapt to accepting fat girlfriends.