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Trump Renews Relations With Castro Regime
BabylonBee.com ^ | Dec 1, 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/01/2024 12:42:39 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a surprise move, President-elect Donald Trump has already moved re-establish relations with the notorious Castro regime.

Photographs from a dinner at Trump's home showed the incoming President smiling and chatting with a member of the Castro family, in what appears to be a warming of relations.

"It's a surprise move," said foreign affairs correspondent Ashley Maguire. "While no longer technically holding the Presidency of Cuba, the Castros remain the de facto political power center of the country. Trump appears to be making a calculated move to befriend the younger generation of Castros, perhaps hoping to leverage those connections into a further thawing of political relations."

While some Cuban-Americans felt betrayed by Trump meeting with a Castro, others expressed hope for their family members still in Cuba. "It is startling to see the leader of the free world with a heinous dictatorial family," said Camilo Alvarez. "Still, if anything can loosen the grip of communism on my home country, where my aunts and uncles all still live, I am for it. I hope Trump knows what he's doing."

At publishing time, Cuban media had denied that a Castro family member had met with Trump, a typical response from the largely anti-American media.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: castreau; eaudeturd; fideltrudeau; justincastreau; justincastro; justintrudeau; justinturdeau; trudeau; turdeau
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1 posted on 12/01/2024 12:42:39 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Yes, this is funny. You may chortle, comrades.


2 posted on 12/01/2024 12:46:27 PM PST by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I actually believed it for about ten seconds; forgot to check the source


3 posted on 12/01/2024 12:49:20 PM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: HIDEK6

Come on. Rubio is going to disturb the excrement down there and the people will not swallow the company line anymore like they do in N. Korea.

Cuba will accept the offer Trump gave to Kim regarding development. We could turn that country around in 10 years.


4 posted on 12/01/2024 12:49:41 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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5 posted on 12/01/2024 12:51:46 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

When I saw the headline, I thought the story would be about those guys from Houston.


6 posted on 12/01/2024 12:52:12 PM PST by Bernard ("Liberal Intellectual Incest". Goes along with employment in the Poverty-Industrial Complex.)
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To: chajin

Me too!


7 posted on 12/01/2024 12:52:26 PM PST by Vesuvian
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To: MtnClimber
Evvy pitcha tell a story don't it?

No need to comment.

8 posted on 12/01/2024 12:53:55 PM PST by OKSooner (Nucular combat, toe to toe with the Rooskies! )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I am going to bet that. Lot of Canadians are starting to believe it. The opportunity was there, the motive was there, and Trudeau is a communist SOB that looks just like old Fidel Castro. I tend to believe my lying eyes when I look at Justin from Team Canada.


9 posted on 12/01/2024 12:57:27 PM PST by wildcard_redneck
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To: MtnClimber
Imagine being your nation's whole First Lady and mother of three and deciding to party pantyless with Mick Jagger at Studio '54 in 1979, allowing the paparazzi to take pics of your hairy clam for the whole world to see.


10 posted on 12/01/2024 12:59:33 PM PST by Drew68 (https://x.com/spencmar)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Personally, I prefer the name ‘Castreau’, as it ‘honours’ both of his communist, rat bastard fathers.

I hope that an election is called early, though I doubt it. What would be hilarious would be that, after the election is over, and Polievre wins a majority, PDJT publicly announces, “Justin, you’re fired!” THAT would be awesome!


11 posted on 12/01/2024 1:01:41 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam. sic semper tyrannis.)
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To: chajin

Me too. I got all excited about buying Cuban cigars, and when I clicked on the link and saw Baby Castro, I knew immediately it was the Bee. First, I chuckled, then I was sad. No Cubans! 😢


12 posted on 12/01/2024 1:19:05 PM PST by OldGoatCPO (No Caitiff Choir of Angels will sing for me. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

8 seconds to realize this was the Bee

That is a solid got me.


13 posted on 12/01/2024 1:25:40 PM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The hits keep coming.

Bump.


14 posted on 12/01/2024 1:45:25 PM PST by unlearner (Not tired of winning.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I think it would be a smart move to get rid of the commies and re-establish relations. It would have a huge effect on Florida’s economy.


15 posted on 12/01/2024 1:55:21 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Let’s hope this is the First Step to DEPORT HOLLYWOOD to Cuba.


16 posted on 12/01/2024 2:14:31 PM PST by eyeamok
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

ROFL


17 posted on 12/01/2024 2:18:28 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: chajin

Same here! :)


18 posted on 12/01/2024 4:11:48 PM PST by Maine Mariner
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To: DIRTYSECRET

And see major improvements in living standards within two or three years.


19 posted on 12/01/2024 4:13:01 PM PST by Maine Mariner
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

“Personally, I prefer the name ‘Castreau’, as it ‘honours’ both of his communist, rat bastard fathers.”

Castreau. Well done.


20 posted on 12/01/2024 5:23:01 PM PST by SharpRightTurn (“Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey & car keys to teenage boys” P.J. O’Rourke)
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