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'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds at Thanksgiving Kids' Table
The Bee ^ | November 28, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/28/2024 11:21:27 AM PST by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. โ€” Children sitting at the kids' table during Kamala Harris's family Thankgiving dinner were confused and "a little frightened" as she gave a speech urging them not to "let anyone steal your power," sources confirmed Thursday.

Harris gave the rousing address after parking herself on a small Little Tikes chair next to the youngsters, her "sixth or seventh" glass of cabernet in hand.

"Don't let anyone steal your...your power," Harris reportedly said as the children glanced at each other awkwardly. "Riley, listen up, honey," she continued, addressing one girl as Harris slowly blinked and swayed gently from side to side. "Girl, you hear what I'm sayin'? Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you."

"Nuh-uh. Not in this house. That's right, honey." Harris then attempted to fist-bump the girl but missed, unbalancing herself and sloshing a bit of wine onto the carpet.

"What we did was [hiccup] unpresidented," she continued as her husband, Doug, came to gently lead her to a couch in the living room. "Un-unprecedented. In 107 days, we raised, like, a billion dollars. Do you know how much money that is, girl? It's like, a lot of money."

At publishing time, kids were being told to "keep it down" as "Aunt Kamala has a cold" and needed to sleep for a bit.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; drunkkamala; unburdenedbypower
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Well, no one would allow "Heels Up" to sit at the big table.
1 posted on 11/28/2024 11:21:27 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

not to “let anyone steal your power,”

Well, look for obvious signs like extension cords across the driveway.


2 posted on 11/28/2024 11:23:14 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s not their powah they’re worried about, Kawalla! It’s all the freebies they are getting paid for by the U.S. taxpayers.


3 posted on 11/28/2024 11:23:33 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (My least favorite plantation team sports are the NBA and the NFL.)
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To: Navy Patriot

A drunk and a dementia patient walk into the White Houseโ€ฆ


4 posted on 11/28/2024 11:24:14 AM PST by packagingguy
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To: Navy Patriot
Drunk Kamala
5 posted on 11/28/2024 11:24:39 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Climate Change is Real. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.)
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To: Navy Patriot

6 posted on 11/28/2024 11:25:21 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: Navy Patriot

Little kids are smarter than the Kamala, Elizabeth Warren and Hillary types think. And they class ordinary mortals like us with the kids as they lecture us.

One book author said he sometimes gives readings of his drafts of children’s stories to kids in small groups.
If a kid hears something poorly written he or she will offer “That part seems made up.”


7 posted on 11/28/2024 11:26:03 AM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Navy Patriot
Happy Thanxgiving.

Don't let anyone take your powah

Kamala Harris supporters stunned by new video as internet dubs her 'drunk  aunt at Thanksgiving' | Daily Mail Online

8 posted on 11/28/2024 11:28:39 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Climate Change is Real. Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Unburdened by sobriety. ๐Ÿ˜‰


9 posted on 11/28/2024 11:28:56 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: packagingguy

Saddest part , the joke was on US. Happy Thanksgiving and I hope you have a very Merry Christmas.


10 posted on 11/28/2024 11:32:11 AM PST by Equine1952
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To: Georgia Girl 2

And reality


11 posted on 11/28/2024 11:33:42 AM PST by cableguymn (They don't want peace they want skeletons )
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Unburdened by sobriety. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Heh! Good one!

12 posted on 11/28/2024 11:34:50 AM PST by Allegra (Deplorable garbage)
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To: Navy Patriot

“Who authorized the release of that video?”
“It’s not Absolut but we think it was her Old Grandad”


13 posted on 11/28/2024 11:34:53 AM PST by AppyPappy (If Hitler were alive today and criticized Trump, would he still be Hitler?)
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To: Navy Patriot
"Happy Thanksgiving" to the DEMS ALCOHOLIC $HITSHOW LOSER CANDIDATE!


14 posted on 11/28/2024 11:38:38 AM PST by VideoDoctor
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To: AppyPappy

Maybe she was channeling her inner Foster Brooks for an appearance on Kimmelโ€™s crappy show.


15 posted on 11/28/2024 11:39:53 AM PST by Equine1952
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To: ClearCase_guy

Lol. Scotty would recognize her for what she is.


16 posted on 11/28/2024 11:58:08 AM PST by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: VideoDoctor

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ


17 posted on 11/28/2024 11:59:26 AM PST by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’d say she’s a vodka drinker when in public because the smell of vodka is not as noticeable as whisky.


18 posted on 11/28/2024 12:01:00 PM PST by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I’ll bet Kammy is madder than a Wet Hen on the warpath.
“One of you in this room decided to release that video of me just joking around. But that was a private meeting.
I need to know who made the decision to release it.
You are not “in trouble”. I’m just curious.
Paychecks will be withheld until I get a name!!”โ„–


19 posted on 11/28/2024 12:05:20 PM PST by lee martell
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Well we have had various kinds of humans as president. Some
good, some bad and apparently some who didn’t know good from
bad. Life goes on hopefully for the better to the USA.


20 posted on 11/28/2024 12:17:15 PM PST by deport
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