Posted on 11/28/2024 11:21:27 AM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids' table during Kamala Harris's family Thankgiving dinner were confused and "a little frightened" as she gave a speech urging them not to "let anyone steal your power," sources confirmed Thursday.
Harris gave the rousing address after parking herself on a small Little Tikes chair next to the youngsters, her "sixth or seventh" glass of cabernet in hand.
"Don't let anyone steal your...your power," Harris reportedly said as the children glanced at each other awkwardly. "Riley, listen up, honey," she continued, addressing one girl as Harris slowly blinked and swayed gently from side to side. "Girl, you hear what I'm sayin'? Don't you ever let anybody take your power from you."
"Nuh-uh. Not in this house. That's right, honey." Harris then attempted to fist-bump the girl but missed, unbalancing herself and sloshing a bit of wine onto the carpet.
"What we did was [hiccup] unpresidented," she continued as her husband, Doug, came to gently lead her to a couch in the living room. "Un-unprecedented. In 107 days, we raised, like, a billion dollars. Do you know how much money that is, girl? It's like, a lot of money."
At publishing time, kids were being told to "keep it down" as "Aunt Kamala has a cold" and needed to sleep for a bit.
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not to “let anyone steal your power,”
Well, look for obvious signs like extension cords across the driveway.
It’s not their powah they’re worried about, Kawalla! It’s all the freebies they are getting paid for by the U.S. taxpayers.
A drunk and a dementia patient walk into the White House…
Little kids are smarter than the Kamala, Elizabeth Warren and Hillary types think. And they class ordinary mortals like us with the kids as they lecture us.
One book author said he sometimes gives readings of his drafts of children’s stories to kids in small groups.
If a kid hears something poorly written he or she will offer “That part seems made up.”
Don't let anyone take your powah
Unburdened by sobriety. 😉
Saddest part , the joke was on US. Happy Thanksgiving and I hope you have a very Merry Christmas.
And reality
Heh! Good one!
“Who authorized the release of that video?”
“It’s not Absolut but we think it was her Old Grandad”
Maybe she was channeling her inner Foster Brooks for an appearance on Kimmel’s crappy show.
Lol. Scotty would recognize her for what she is.
👍🏼👍🏼
I’d say she’s a vodka drinker when in public because the smell of vodka is not as noticeable as whisky.
I’ll bet Kammy is madder than a Wet Hen on the warpath.
“One of you in this room decided to release that video of me just joking around. But that was a private meeting.
I need to know who made the decision to release it.
You are not “in trouble”. I’m just curious.
Paychecks will be withheld until I get a name!!”№
Well we have had various kinds of humans as president. Some
good, some bad and apparently some who didn’t know good from
bad. Life goes on hopefully for the better to the USA.
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