Posted on 11/18/2024 7:23:54 PM PST by luv2ski
WILMINGTON, DE — After finding out how much money former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson made from his highly publicized Netflix exhibition fight, failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris announced plans to pay back her $20 million campaign debt by agreeing to fight Jake Paul early next year.
With her campaign severely in the red following her lopsided loss to Donald Trump this month, Harris had been searching for quick and easy ways to pay down the remaining debt, making a prize fight against Paul an appealing option.
"It's time for me to wipe that smug smile off Jake Paul's face and make a truckload of cash," Harris said in a statement announcing the fight. "If Mike Tyson can do it at the age of 58, I can do it at 60, am I right? HAHAHA! Besides, age is just a number. Campaign debt is a number. Numbers tell a story. But not with words. With numbers. And the story they tell is time. And the story of time is us. And that's why I'm going to fight Jake Paul in 2025 to get my campaign out of astronomical debt. You better get ready, Jake! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A Harris-Walz insider revealed the campaign was hoping the proceeds from a match with Paul would yield enough revenue to make up for the exorbitant fees paid to celebrities like Oprah and Beyonce to appear and endorse what ended up being Harris's losing effort. "This could solve all of our problems," the source said. "Even if she loses — which, let's be honest, that's all she ever does — she'll come away with a cool $20 million. We'll all be looking forward to the loss this time around."
At publishing time, Harris's efforts to get her campaign out of debt had hit obstacles after Harris offered to pay John Legend and Julia Roberts $10 million each to help promote her fight with Paul.
God I hope KH doesn’t read this. She already needs therapy enough. What’s her email again? -Asking for a friend...
There is a report on X that Kamala and Doug are headed for a divorce. I am not surprised at all. So is Doug maybe really Gay?
It would probably be a more interesting fight than the actual Tyson-Paul bout. That was a real snoozer.
If Kammy takes this fight, will she be slapping Jake Paul in the face at the weigh in, like Mike Tyson did? ///
Kamala would probably put up more of a fight than Mike Tyson.
ROTFL! I found a better job for her ass. Go to Allegiant stadium in Vegas and string up the pizza and chicken tenders price gougers there.
If true, not too surprising. I would think running for president is rough on any marriage, good or bad.
She only had three months to pull off this caper, the pressure on everybody must have been incredible.
Did she catch him screwing another nanny
So she settled for a Jewish White Dud instead of a puppy in the White House? Yikes. Doug might need a rescue, forever family.
She can always go back to her old job of giving $10 bj’s on the street corner. But since she’s an elderly ho now she can only charge $5.
That’ll SURELY knock out Netflix’s servers!
It would be a real financial success. I for one would pay BIG bucks to watch Jake Paul beat the livin’ sh*t out of Kamala Harris on national TV.
I would pay to see that fight.
True to form Dougie, is going to fight Ronda Rousey…..although I hear she fights better than his ex-girlfriends and nannies.
You won’t have to, it’ll be leaked to the internet, before the post fight interview is over.
Well it’s quicker them sitting on the dock of the bay waiting for the ships to come in.
It would be a very short...but very satisfying event.
Indeed count on it.
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