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Democrats Warn That If Trump Is Elected It Will Be The End Of Bureaucracy As We Know It
Babylon Bee ^ | November 4, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/06/2024 5:46:43 AM PST by Twotone

U.S. — On the eve of a hotly contested presidential election, top Democrats warned the American people that if Trump is elected, it would likely be the end of bureaucracy as we know it.

The sobering news came as voters prepared to head to the polls tomorrow, with many prominent members of the Democratic Party issuing public pleas for people to turn out and defend the federal government's bureaucratic establishment from certain death.

"This is a truly dire situation," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "If Donald Trump gets back in office, there is a high risk that he will completely overhaul our failed, inefficient mess of a government — an outcome we can't afford to see become a reality. We need your help to keep this bloated, rotting carcass of the federal bureaucracy in power at all costs."

Other Democrats agreed that another Trump presidency would likely spell doom for lucrative but wasteful government programs, with increased efficiency and reduced tax revenue taken in by the government would have a devastating effect on their ability to become wealthy. "Our system of government has never faced a more imminent threat," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "The days of elected officials getting rich from kickbacks, secret bribes, and insider trading may be over. Serving the public should never be the motivating factor for entering public service. I fear for our nation… and my life."

At publishing time, Democrats also warned that electing Trump may result in the terrifying prospect of the federal government operating more efficiently while spending far less money.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bureaucracy; satire
I hope this all comes true!
1 posted on 11/06/2024 5:46:43 AM PST by Twotone
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To: Twotone

That’s NOT satire 😏


2 posted on 11/06/2024 5:48:57 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Twotone

please eradicate the ATF, Department of Education, re-align the FBI and the CIA to their duties as defined in the 1950’s. Disband the Department of Home Security, to its former agencies.


3 posted on 11/06/2024 5:55:06 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: Twotone

To hack the language, turn them from bureaucrats to bureaudules. People who serve, not people who rule.


4 posted on 11/06/2024 5:59:28 AM PST by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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To: Twotone

Nancy Pelosi. “The days of elected officials getting rich from kickbacks, secret bribes, and insider trading may be over.

However she has her 400 million already.


5 posted on 11/06/2024 6:02:14 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: All

It will be the end of democracy as the left defines it, for example, East Germany also known as the German Democratic Republic. (N Korea same)


6 posted on 11/06/2024 6:02:51 AM PST by Peter ODonnell (A conspiracy theory is usually a fact that a leftist cannot endorse)
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To: rightwingcrazy

“...bureaudules...”

Tried to pronounce but tilted like in pinball


7 posted on 11/06/2024 6:04:14 AM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: V_TWIN

Rule of thumb would tell me that you NEVER want to vote for anything that Schumer is in favor of. He should have been gone some time ago.


8 posted on 11/06/2024 6:19:04 AM PST by oldtech
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To: Twotone

Well, that part is true. The Bureaucracy is going to get the pruning it so urgently needs.

Wait until these workers in some of these agencies get the word that they’re going to be transferred to Idaho. Mass resignations.


9 posted on 11/06/2024 7:00:28 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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