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Old Political Joke Updated (vanity)
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| 10/31/2024
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Posted on 10/31/2024 7:13:30 AM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
In Summer/Fall 1984, Mondale was leading Reagan in the polls by a comfortable margin.
But as election day drew near, his numbers started dropping steadily, and Reagan eventually won in a blowout, taking 49 states.
Four summers later, Dukakis was similarly leading GHWB, but then also started dropping like a lead balloon.
One day, a friend asked me: "Do you know what 'Dukakis' actually means in Greek". Thinking this was serious, I replied: "No. What?"
He said: "It means 'Mondale'".
So now it's time to update this old joke! ...
Q: What does "Kamala" actually mean in Hindu?
A: It means "Hillary".
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: kamala
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
“There’s no such thing as an ‘old joke’ if you’ve never heard it before.” - Groucho Marx.....................
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posted on
10/31/2024 7:17:27 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
“Kamala” means “one who transports by cart or wagon”. In other words... Carter.
To: Retrofitted
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posted on
10/31/2024 7:33:18 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: All
Then I guess Obama means FDR since he’s running for his fourth term as president.
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posted on
10/31/2024 7:46:00 AM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(A conspiracy theory is usually a fact that a leftist cannot endorse)
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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posted on
10/31/2024 7:51:00 AM PDT
by
libertylover
(Our biggest problem, by far, is that almost all of big media is AGENDA-DRIVEN, not-truth driven.)
To: Peter ODonnell
Sad, but true. And Soros is Obama’s handler.
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posted on
10/31/2024 7:51:46 AM PDT
by
Deo volente
("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Clever. I will now boldly steal without attribution .
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posted on
10/31/2024 7:56:49 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Orange is the new brown in)
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
To: Peter ODonnell
No, “Obama” is a Luo word that means “likes it up the tailpipe.”.
Interestingly, “Waltz” means “totally not a homo, promise”.
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posted on
10/31/2024 8:00:05 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Orange is the new brown in)
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Go to a Finnish to English translator and type in: Kamala.
You’ll thank me later.
To: Red Badger
i know a good joke when i steal one— milton berle
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posted on
10/31/2024 8:24:21 AM PDT
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Too early. Too much ‘Rat cheating going on. Wait a week.
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posted on
10/31/2024 8:31:43 AM PDT
by
Cincinnatus.45-70
(What do DemocRats enjoy more than a truckload of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork!)
To: chucklecore
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posted on
10/31/2024 8:32:39 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Cats For Trump 2024!)
To: chucklecore
Horrible
From Finnish to English, Kamala means horrible
To: missthethunder
Same thing in Spanish: “Que Mala!” = How awful! How horrible”
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posted on
10/31/2024 9:31:56 AM PDT
by
CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
(Unity? Of course! I pledge to respect your President as much as you respected mine the past 4 years.)
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
I don’t recall Mondale leading like that.
To: scrabblehack
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posted on
10/31/2024 6:18:02 PM PDT
by
CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
(Unity? Of course! I pledge to respect your President as much as you respected mine the past 4 years.)
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Reagan had a disastrous first debate with Mondale.
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posted on
10/31/2024 6:20:04 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: chucklecore
Go to a Finnish to English translator and type in: Kamala. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Perfect!
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posted on
10/31/2024 6:22:14 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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