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A 90 year old man tells his Rabbi that he is going to marry a teenage woman
Posted on 10/29/2024 8:43:35 AM PDT by Zhang Fei
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:43:35 AM PDT
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Zhang Fei
To: Zhang Fei
ROFL!!!!!
Thanks, we need MORE of these thoughout the day...like 8 or 9 :)
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:46:35 AM PDT
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dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: Zhang Fei
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:46:53 AM PDT
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dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:47:12 AM PDT
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untenured
To: Zhang Fei
LOL. Good one.
Was the 90 year old man named Emhoff or Schwarzenegger?
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:47:34 AM PDT
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ProtectOurFreedom
(“President Trump sells out Madison Square Garden -- Kamala sells out America”)
To: Zhang Fei
And all three are voting for Trump...
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:48:20 AM PDT
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Fido969
To: Fido969
If they have the time lol
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:51:07 AM PDT
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dp0622
(Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: Zhang Fei
To: dp0622
Did you hear about the married couple that went to see a marriage therapist? The therapist asked the lady, “Why did you want to meet today”? the wife said, “My husband takes everything I say literally”. The therapist looks at the husband and says, “What brought you in today?” He says, “A car”.
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posted on
10/29/2024 8:57:40 AM PDT
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Jolla
To: Zhang Fei
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he finds a lamp in the sand. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never received oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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10/29/2024 8:59:41 AM PDT
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FatherofFive
(we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
To: Zhang Fei
Hope springs eternal!.....................
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posted on
10/29/2024 9:02:36 AM PDT
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Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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posted on
10/29/2024 9:15:26 AM PDT
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Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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10/29/2024 9:16:07 AM PDT
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GOPJ
(Democrat fraud: They vote the people who don't show up to vote. Everything else is red herring...)
To: Zhang Fei
A Jewish grandma was walking along the beach with her toddler grandson, when a huge wave crashed up and swept the child out into the ocean. The frantic grandma prayed and prayed and cried out to God. Then, suddenly, another wave came in and deposited the wee boy onto the beach, unharmed.
The grandma looks to the heavens, and says, “Thank you so much, God, but, he WAS wearing a hat.”
To: Zhang Fei
A 70-year-old man walks into confession and says, "Forgive me, Father, I sinned. I spent the night with two gorgeous 20-year-olds."
The priest says, "Oh my... How long has it been since your last confession?"
The man laughs, "Confession? I'm Jewish!"
The priest, bewildered, asks, "Then why are you telling me?"
The man grins, "Are you kidding? I’m telling everyone!"
To: Zhang Fei
A 90 year old man tells his Rabbi that he is going to marry a teenage woman.
Rabbi says, “Aren’t you worried about dying during sex?”
90 year old man shrugs and replies, “If she dies, she dies”..........
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10/29/2024 9:26:33 AM PDT
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Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: FatherofFive
[A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he finds a lamp in the sand. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, “Peace in the Middle east, that’s my wish.”
The genie looks concerned, then says “No, I’m sorry, that’s just not possible. Some things just can’t be changed. Do you have another wish?”
The guys says ‘Well...for my whole life I’ve never received oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish.” The genie pauses for another moment and then says “How would you define peace?”]
ROFL.
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posted on
10/29/2024 9:27:24 AM PDT
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Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room)
To: Zhang Fei
Jacob was in his 80’s when he married Rachel and Leah.
He still fathered the 12 tribes.
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posted on
10/29/2024 9:38:25 AM PDT
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lurk
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To: Zhang Fei
Or the 90 year old in the same situation, about to marry a teenage woman. His doctor told him he really needed to be careful during sex because heart failure as an option.
“Well Doc, if she dies, she dies...”
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posted on
10/29/2024 9:50:24 AM PDT
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DesertRhino
(2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI..)
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10/29/2024 9:53:17 AM PDT
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faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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