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Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook
The Babylon Bee ^ | Oct. 26 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/28/2024 10:57:48 AM PDT by xp38

U.S. — In a surprise development, Joe Rogan, host of the most popular podcast on the planet, decided to bring on a former McDonald's fry cook as a featured guest.

The since-retired McDonald's employee, named Donald, had just days ago been photographed serving up French fries at a Philadelphia drive-through. Incredibly, less than a week later, the former fry cook had landed a spot on the most downloaded podcast in the world.

According to producers, Rogan and the fry cook covered a range of topics during their three-hour conversation, including how each got their scars and why windmills drive whales crazy. "Honestly, we were second-guessing Rogan's decision to bring in some McDonald's guy," said podcast editor Don Billings. "We couldn't have been more wrong. It was an amazing conversation, and the downloads have been staggering. Tens of millions of people had already listened to the episode within twelve hours of its release. That's why Rogan is the boss."

At publishing time, Rogan had kindly extended an invite to a woman who also claimed to be a former McDonald's employee, though some have suggested the woman only claimed to be a fry cook to land a spot on Rogan.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; macdonalds; rogan; thebee

1 posted on 10/28/2024 10:57:48 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

Great!


2 posted on 10/28/2024 11:00:23 AM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump)
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To: xp38

Good one by The Bee.


3 posted on 10/28/2024 11:19:29 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: xp38

Fry cook??? Next thing ya know, Rogan will interview that girl that “did the cashier”.


4 posted on 10/28/2024 11:26:20 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

The last line references that. :)


5 posted on 10/28/2024 11:44:41 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38
> The last line references that. :)

Indeed. OTOH, "doing the cashier" carries, ummm, ahem, a slightly different connotation from "fry cook".

Because in her own words, "I did the cashier". The cashier in question is not available for comment.

6 posted on 10/28/2024 1:13:21 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: xp38; dayglored

The way I read it, the last line references Kamala Harris.


7 posted on 10/28/2024 1:27:05 PM PDT by conservatism_IS_compassion
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To: conservatism_IS_compassion

Of course...both do


8 posted on 10/28/2024 1:43:34 PM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38; conservatism_IS_compassion
> The way I read it, the last line references Kamala Harris.

As xp38 pointed out, yes, that's correct.

There was substantial merriment, guffaws even, when she clearly stated, "I did the cashier", given that the verb "to do" has a meaning very much associated with Kamala's activities during her early career rise.

Let me take a peek dear
(Baby, let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night...
-- Aerosmith, Dude Looks Like A Lady
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
9 posted on 10/28/2024 2:17:33 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored
Fry cook??? Next thing ya know, Rogan will interview that girl that “did the cashier”.

Willie Brown was a McDonald's cashier?

10 posted on 10/29/2024 11:39:56 AM PDT by MissNomer
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> Willie Brown was a McDonald's cashier?

Who knew, right? Maybe he was moonlighting...

11 posted on 10/29/2024 2:10:07 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: xp38

Maybe he’ll bring on the woman who ‘reemed’ her way up the ladder to the VP slot?


12 posted on 10/29/2024 2:24:18 PM PDT by Bullish (Socialism is a weed that blooms into communism, the tyranny that strangles liberty.)
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