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Britney Spears Resurfaces in Video to Make Major Announcement: ‘I Married Myself’
Breitbart ^ | October 21, 2024 | Warner Todd Huston

Posted on 10/21/2024 11:55:11 AM PDT by Red Badger

Pop superstar Britney Spears has revealed in her latest social media video that she has “married” herself and has proclaimed it the “most brilliant thing” she has ever done.

Spears appeared wearing a wedding dress in her October 20 video on Instagram to tell fans that she has “married myself.”

The often troubled 42-year-old recorded her video with Sting’s Fields of Gold playing softly n the background, People magazine reported.

“The day I married myself … Bringing it back because it might seem embarrassing or stupid, but I think it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever done !” Spears wrote in the post.

https://www.instagram.com/britneyspears/reel/DBXbtNkAbEs/

Spears followed that video up with a video in which she was seen wearing a white silk mini dress, white-rimmed sunglasses, and knee-high black boots while she danced to Sheryl Crow’s Run, Baby, Run, with a caption of “Turks and Caicos here I come” hinting that she is about to take a vacation trip.

The pair of posts came in the wake of Spears’divorce from ex-husband San Asghari after only about a year of marriage. Spears won’t be legally single until Dec. 2 of this year due to a California law that requires a six-month waiting period.

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To: Red Badger

Probably her best option, especially with modern battery technology


41 posted on 10/21/2024 12:49:30 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Red Badger

You might be a narcissist if you marry yourself! ;-)


42 posted on 10/21/2024 12:50:02 PM PDT by Pol-92064
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To: Red Badger
I think it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever done !

Given my expectations of you, I think you're right.

43 posted on 10/21/2024 12:50:52 PM PDT by econjack
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To: Pol-92064

Or a Schizoid...............


44 posted on 10/21/2024 12:50:57 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; gundog
“The day I married myself … Bringing it back because it might seem embarrassing or stupid, but I think it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever done !” Spears wrote in the post.


45 posted on 10/21/2024 1:05:34 PM PDT by Kenny Bania (Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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To: Red Badger
"21st Century Schizoid Man Woman" by King Queen Crimson
46 posted on 10/21/2024 1:11:28 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Red Badger

I just knew that using the pronoun “they” to describe one person would come back to haunt us someday.

I she gets divorced, which one gets custody of the nutbar?


47 posted on 10/21/2024 1:13:22 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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To: T.B. Yoits

I have that album!..................


48 posted on 10/21/2024 1:13:37 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

She a member of the Batteries-R-Us club?.


49 posted on 10/21/2024 1:14:04 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Red Badger

To paraphrase Gen. Corman: Every person has a breaking point, you and I have, Brittney Spears has reached hers, and very obviously she has gone insane.


50 posted on 10/21/2024 1:14:23 PM PDT by kawhill
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To: T.B. Yoits

Or “April Wine.”


51 posted on 10/21/2024 1:14:34 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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To: Red Badger; sauropod

She’s copying Sparks!

https://youtu.be/A-ONRt9ER6Y?si=0__eFOP0YzPPcy43


52 posted on 10/21/2024 1:19:59 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Red Badger

4 months later, she hates herself and never wants to see herself again.


53 posted on 10/21/2024 1:23:55 PM PDT by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: KevinB

Yes. I’m sure of it.


54 posted on 10/21/2024 1:36:01 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Red Badger

Yeah a $60M basket case.


55 posted on 10/21/2024 1:42:47 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: Red Badger

This marriage had to wait until her divorce from reality was finalized.


56 posted on 10/21/2024 1:44:43 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (7/13/2024:The day the Democrats and their SA chose assassination as their primary political tool.)
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To: Red Badger

Will she file her taxes as Married filing jointly?


57 posted on 10/21/2024 2:24:22 PM PDT by Tai_Chung
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To: Red Badger

There’s a lot more than two out there but yeah they exhibit A and B.


58 posted on 10/21/2024 2:24:53 PM PDT by xp38
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To: PTBAA

>>I give it 6 months, then she’ll split because of irreconcilable differences.

Hopefully, leaving both personalities happy and healthy.


59 posted on 10/21/2024 2:30:19 PM PDT by mairdie (Trump (I Will Win) - Pavarotti's Nessun Dorma - https://youtu.be/MigUKGKr-nQ)
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To: Red Badger

Ooops she did it again!


60 posted on 10/21/2024 2:31:27 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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