Posted on 10/07/2024 12:22:21 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — Thousands of migrant farm workers have headed up to the northern United States in anticipation of Democrats' ballot harvesting season.
"It's going to be a bumper crop," said Democrat strategist John Cain of Philadelphia. "So many ballots to harvest, and so few harvesters."
According to farmworkers, the ballot harvesting operation dovetails nicely with the end of the busiest time for farms. "We're going to need all the harvesters we can get. Whether you've been picking corn, apples, or berries, it's time to make the switch to ballots," said Cain. "It's the easiest harvest you'll ever work. We've got millions of fresh, delicious ballots just waiting to be harvested."
The migrants have headed up north by the thousands, drawn by the promise of steady work and great benefits. "Not only do I get paid, they're saying they will wipe my former identity so my work will be completely untraceable," said Venezuelan gang member Mauricio Ayala. "What a deal!"
At publishing time, Democrats had reported a record crop of beautiful blue ballots just waiting to be hand-picked.
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Took me a minute...
The Babylon Bee consistently puts out satire with a massive amount of truth in it.
The Babylon Bee consistently puts out satire with a massive amount of truth in it.
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The sad part is, the NPC’s in our country think there is no truth at all in the satire and the bee is a bunch of crazy far-right wackos
But it’s not sad.
It’s happy.
When you can be hilariously funny in a planned, calculated way, you can’t be a wacko.
They all know this, and they know what the Bee does is show the left to be wackos.
On a serious local note, Disgraced former LA councilmember Jose Huizar heading to prison for corruption
A federal prosecutor found Huizar got $1.5M in bribes, gambling chips, trips, contributions, prostitutes, other gifts.
Come on! All DemocRats do this!
Nicely done, BB.
the bee got me again
Keep in mind that these workers are specialists. The ballots they’re harvesting require storage under tables or shielded by covered windows away from Republican eyes until after 3:00 AM or they won’t bloom.
Democrat corruption is always serious.
Good point.
The Bee almost got me on this one.
Again......
Frankly, when real life begins to resemble the Babylon Bee that much, you know we’re in a world of hurt.
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