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President Biden Leaps Into Action (Safe and Effective Satire)
10/01/24 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/01/2024 2:00:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

President Biden leaped into action as he noted that FEMA had overlooked a hurricane that swept through Florida and the Southern Atlantic states. Damage was extensive and occurred up and down the Atlantic coast. Based upon his order, FEMA ordered 100 employees to Delaware to rake the sand at Biden's beach home. Biden had noticed sea weed, beer cans, crack baggies, etc. were littering the beach after the hurricane had tore through the south.

In other unrelated news, Biden noted that the Secetaries of Labor and Transportation were not aware of the Port Strike. The Secretary of Labor had been attending a coming out party and wedding for a trans friend and could not be bothered by a little strike. Secretary of Transportation, Mrs Buttguy, was busy stroking Gov. Walz in preparation for the VP debate and was too busy to bother with a little strike.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 10/01/2024 2:00:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet
The American People have a right to hear what's actually going on — and how the United States is going to respond — directly from the Commander in Chief.
2 posted on 10/01/2024 2:03:37 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Biden also made sure that the White House was fully stocked with ice cream should an emergency situation arise.


3 posted on 10/01/2024 2:55:18 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: RetiredTexasVet

ONE HAS TO WONDER SERIOUSLY WHAT OTHER COUNTRIES THINK OF US TOLERATING THIS KIND OF “LEADERSHIP”.

I am pretty sure we have more trust in the abilities of the local trash truck drivers doing their jobs.


4 posted on 10/01/2024 3:10:22 PM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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