CATS FOR KAMALA AND HAITIANS
Posted on 09/23/2024 4:42:23 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
SPRINGFIELD, OH — Ohio residents and foodies were in for a treat last week when Martha's Mashup Diner 'N Dive released its autumn menu, featuring the brand-new Pumpkin Spice Cat dish as its pièce de résistance.
According to owner and proprietor Martha O'Malley, the new dish was inspired by the amber accents of fall and what has quickly become known as the native cuisine of Ohio.
"We're really just hoping to serve our customers with what they love best," O'Malley said, gently kneading a yellow tabby cat and sprinkling it with her special pumpkin spice mix in preparation for baking. "It's been all the rage — I've never seen such a voodoo... excuse me, a to-do about anything in all my days here. We've got people coming from all over the world to try my traditional Ohioan fare — well, mostly just Haiti, but still, it's wild! Just yesterday, I served over 300 Pumpkin Spice Cats and the line was still out the door!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Hmm. Too sophisticated of a taste for Springfield’s newest “natives”?
I prefer Cajun Spice Cat........................
LOL
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