Posted on 09/20/2024 4:38:58 AM PDT by Zhang Fei
A Hezbollah terrorist lost both of his testicles in pager explosion.
Life had been rough for him, but luck took a strange turn when he was fast-tracked into a government job under the disability quota.
On his first day, he showed up bright and early at the government office. As he approached his new supervisor’s desk, the supervisor glanced up, raised an eyebrow, and noticed that the guy didn’t seem to have any apparent visible disability.
“Ah, you’re the new guy. Welcome!” said the supervisor, shuffling some papers around. “Now, if you don’t mind me asking, what exactly is your…uh… disability?”
The guy sighed, a little embarrassed, but he replied honestly, “Well, I lost both my testicles when my pager exploded."
The supervisor gave a sympathetic nod and then thought for a moment. “I see. Well, in that case, why don’t you join us from tomorrow, but you can start work at noon after lunch?” he suggested.
The man was puzzled. “Noon? But why?” he asked. “Look, I know the official work hours start at 9 am, and just because I’m disabled doesn’t mean I can’t pull my weight. I don’t need pity!”
The supervisor leaned back in his chair and chuckled softly. “Oh, no, no, it’s not about pity,” he said. “It’s just that, you see, we’re government officials. And from 9 am to noon, we do nothing but sit around scratching our balls. What will you do?”
"Some days went by, and one day this guy received a phone call, telling him to start working at 9.
"Sorry, boss, but why would I need to do that? I don't have balls to scratch!"
"Yeah, well... it's because we just hired a guy with no hands..."
ping
It’s just a matter of time
Were did he have his pager ?
Deeez nuts?
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Well at least he’s still got Willie…might not work so good anymore…
Aw
Didn’t see it coming. Good one!
Poor baby won’t be able to function with his 99 syphlitic harlots when he is terminated.
The Terrorist formerly known as Two Pack!
One of my first thoughts...coming here
Welcome to the LGBTQ plus community!😀
The directions should have stated that the pagers be carried there.
The pathway is now open for him/her to complete the transitioning..
Back in the day, most guys wore their pagers on their front pocket or belt (near the groin area).
LOL
It doesn’t work quite so well when you don’t have explosives strapped to your waist.
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