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A Hezbollah terrorist lost both of his testicles in pager explosion

Posted on 09/20/2024 4:38:58 AM PDT by Zhang Fei

A Hezbollah terrorist lost both of his testicles in pager explosion.

Life had been rough for him, but luck took a strange turn when he was fast-tracked into a government job under the disability quota.

On his first day, he showed up bright and early at the government office. As he approached his new supervisor’s desk, the supervisor glanced up, raised an eyebrow, and noticed that the guy didn’t seem to have any apparent visible disability.

“Ah, you’re the new guy. Welcome!” said the supervisor, shuffling some papers around. “Now, if you don’t mind me asking, what exactly is your…uh… disability?”

The guy sighed, a little embarrassed, but he replied honestly, “Well, I lost both my testicles when my pager exploded."

The supervisor gave a sympathetic nod and then thought for a moment. “I see. Well, in that case, why don’t you join us from tomorrow, but you can start work at noon after lunch?” he suggested.

The man was puzzled. “Noon? But why?” he asked. “Look, I know the official work hours start at 9 am, and just because I’m disabled doesn’t mean I can’t pull my weight. I don’t need pity!”

The supervisor leaned back in his chair and chuckled softly. “Oh, no, no, it’s not about pity,” he said. “It’s just that, you see, we’re government officials. And from 9 am to noon, we do nothing but sit around scratching our balls. What will you do?”

"Some days went by, and one day this guy received a phone call, telling him to start working at 9.

"Sorry, boss, but why would I need to do that? I don't have balls to scratch!"

"Yeah, well... it's because we just hired a guy with no hands..."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 1800eatthis; beirut; hezbollah; lebanon; pager; pagerexplosion
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To: mad_as_he$$

ping


21 posted on 09/20/2024 5:19:52 AM PDT by sasquatch (Do NOT forget Ashli Babbit! c/o piytar)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

It’s just a matter of time


22 posted on 09/20/2024 5:20:12 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: Zhang Fei

Were did he have his pager ?


23 posted on 09/20/2024 5:26:13 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Zhang Fei

Deeez nuts?


24 posted on 09/20/2024 5:27:13 AM PDT by The Louiswu (Pray for Peace in the world.)
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To: Zhang Fei

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.


25 posted on 09/20/2024 5:31:20 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Zhang Fei

Well at least he’s still got Willie…might not work so good anymore…


26 posted on 09/20/2024 5:45:09 AM PDT by TalBlack (Fight Fight Fight America https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOJdMog6T0)
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To: Zhang Fei

Aw


27 posted on 09/20/2024 5:46:27 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Zhang Fei

Didn’t see it coming. Good one!


28 posted on 09/20/2024 5:58:39 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (לעזאזל עם חמאס)
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To: Zhang Fei

Poor baby won’t be able to function with his 99 syphlitic harlots when he is terminated.


29 posted on 09/20/2024 6:03:08 AM PDT by ZULU (Remember: ABBEY GATE, Kate Steinle, Joscelyn Nungary, Rachel Morin and Laken Riley. )
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To: Zhang Fei

The Terrorist formerly known as Two Pack!


30 posted on 09/20/2024 6:17:28 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie ("Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?" And I said, "Here I am! Send me." )
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To: The_Media_never_lie

One of my first thoughts...coming here


31 posted on 09/20/2024 6:41:49 AM PDT by goodnesswins (DEI....Divide, Enslave, Indoctrinate.....OR ......Didn't Earn It)
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To: Zhang Fei

Welcome to the LGBTQ plus community!😀


32 posted on 09/20/2024 6:54:37 AM PDT by MAGA2017
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To: Zhang Fei

The directions should have stated that the pagers be carried there.


33 posted on 09/20/2024 7:19:43 AM PDT by spincaster
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To: PGalt

The pathway is now open for him/her to complete the transitioning..


34 posted on 09/20/2024 7:27:17 AM PDT by steve in DC
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To: butlerweave

Back in the day, most guys wore their pagers on their front pocket or belt (near the groin area).


35 posted on 09/20/2024 9:04:18 AM PDT by waterhill (I Believe! Eph. 5:11)
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To: steve in DC

LOL


36 posted on 09/20/2024 10:04:57 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

It doesn’t work quite so well when you don’t have explosives strapped to your waist.


37 posted on 09/20/2024 4:23:00 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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