[Responsibility2nd]

He stabbed his meat.

[coloradan]

Meat kills! If those had been veggie burgers he would still be alive today. Because if two veggie burgers were frozen together, he would have just thrown them out.

[monkeyshine]

Note to self: use a spatula

[KarlInOhio]

Two burgers frozen together is nature’s way of telling you to have a double burger.

[CaptainPhilFan]

Oh dang I am so sorry but I laughed because this is exactly the kind of thing I would do. In fact, I did. My left thumb will forever be wonky because I was trying to unthaw chicken broth with my big knife because grand daughter #2 wanted chicken rice. I am so grateful I didn’t kill myself, it could have been much worse. I’m sorry to the guy and his loved ones.

[CaptainPhilFan]

IN FACT, my whole family tries to make sure I don’t stab myself trying to separate frozen burgers and the like. I have been gifted metal chainmail gloves. Again, I am so sorry to the poor bloke who did the stupid thing, I sure hope I have learned my lesson.

[Deaf Smith]

Is “frozen burgers” a euphemism for something else?

[Don W]

Always cut towards your chum,
never cut towards your thumb.

You can always find another chum,
you’ll never grow another thumb...

[Captain Peter Blood]

If he had put them in the Microwave and defrosted them he would be here now.

[Songcraft]

Sadly, this poor chap fell on his sword (so to speak).

(As the vegans say, he should have been a vegan.)

[RummyChick]

Not going to judge. Have done some stupid stuff.

. Couldn’t get a diet coke bottle open. The more I failed the more I wanted it. Put a rubber around the top of a lid to open most stubborn tops when you have small hands. Safer than a knife

[mmichaels1970]

The medical examiner eventually ruled Griffiths — who had limited use of one arm following a stroke — most likely died from an accident and not a suicide.

Poor guy. Sounds like he had it pretty rough. And he died alone. That’s sad.

[T.B. Yoits]

Buried in the story: "Griffiths — who had limited use of one arm following a stroke".

While a stroke can happen at 57 or younger, there's an awful lot of stroke victims around since the Jim Jones Jab was foisted on the public.

[Omnivore-Dan]

The burger to die for.

[know.your.why]

Brother in law did that separating frozen hotdogs. Went to the er with a steak knife through his hand. Has nerve damage to this day.

[Chode]

i thought they outlawed pointy knives in the UK...

[KittyKares]

The poor guy committed inadvertent hari-kari. I get the creeps just thinking about that knife going in.

[Disambiguator]

Moody Loners with Handguns Kitchen Knives strike again.

[Enterprise]

No talent on Loner from God.

[roving]

I separate them before I freeze them.