[CaptainPhilFan]

Oh dang I am so sorry but I laughed because this is exactly the kind of thing I would do. In fact, I did. My left thumb will forever be wonky because I was trying to unthaw chicken broth with my big knife because grand daughter #2 wanted chicken rice. I am so grateful I didn’t kill myself, it could have been much worse. I’m sorry to the guy and his loved ones.

[MayflowerMadam]

I had to take my ex to the ER a long time ago ‘cause he was using a knife to chip frozen spaghetti sauce out of a glass jar.

The doctor asked, “Do you have a microwave?”

[Georgia Girl 2]

I’ve done it a million times but I use a butter knife. 😉

[Prince of Space]

I’m super clumsy & klutzy, so it’s something I can see myself doing, lol.

[telescope115]

When I was 14, I was tried to carve a piece of wood with a box cutter by pulling the knife thru the wood towards me. It came out of the wood so fast I stuck the the cutter into the back of my hand behind my thumb, severing a blood vessel. It took 3 stitches to close. To this day (56 years later) the inside of my thumb is still a little numb. I must’ve severed a verve as well. It hasn’t caused me any problems, just a little numbness.

But I ain’t NEVER stabbed myself in the stomach!