But I ain’t NEVER stabbed myself in the stomach!
CORRECTION: nerve-not verve…🙄
I was 7 when I learned not to cut toward myself, holding a branch tip in my left hand while cutting it off with my right. Still have a clearly visible scar on my left index finger 62 years later. My dad put three stitches in, no lasting damage to the finger.
I like to keep all cutting tools very sharp, but I always warn my wife when I sharpen the kitchen knives.