I had to take my ex to the ER a long time ago ‘cause he was using a knife to chip frozen spaghetti sauce out of a glass jar.
The doctor asked, “Do you have a microwave?”
A smart guy told us he got a great deal on tomatoes. A few days later, somebody heard a loud sound coming from his dorm room, and opened the door. Tomato Man had made a large batch of tomato sauce, and frozen most of it into one huge chunk.
He decided using a chain saw was the best option. Not sure that was going to enhance the flavor.
Today, we’d all wonder why he had a chain saw.
One of the two smartest guys I’ve ever known bought a knife. He had to see how sharp it was. Could it split a hair? He found out it would cut his finger pretty well.
The doctor asked, “Do you have a microwave?”
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Perfect! I laughed out loud.