A smart guy told us he got a great deal on tomatoes. A few days later, somebody heard a loud sound coming from his dorm room, and opened the door. Tomato Man had made a large batch of tomato sauce, and frozen most of it into one huge chunk.
He decided using a chain saw was the best option. Not sure that was going to enhance the flavor.
Today, we’d all wonder why he had a chain saw.
One of the two smartest guys I’ve ever known bought a knife. He had to see how sharp it was. Could it split a hair? He found out it would cut his finger pretty well.
“He found out it would cut his finger pretty well.”
LOL! Just research. Is he a scientist now?