Posted on 09/16/2024 10:33:51 AM PDT by Eleutheria5
My follow up of the issues about the Haitian community living in Springfield, Ohio my hometown. Once again not all FAKE NEWS.
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That happened on our campus but it wasn’t Haitians.
The neighbor to Haiti, the Dominican Republic, has a fence and does not allow Haitians to cross except for students attending school in their country. They are smarter than US democRATs.
Springfield needs to put up barriers to keep the ducks and geese off the roads now that they’ve got hungry Haitians driving around with “learner’s licenses.” Our feathered friends can become roadkill pretty quick.
No Haitians roasting Ducks... Christian Ducks taken by “Rapture” /Sarc
Fè vewon trankil. m ap lachas kannal. Honhonhon.
If Haiti had been a Spanish-speaking or English-speaking country, it would have been better off!
About 30 ducks showing in the video. Hard to know exactly what the duck schedule is at the park.
Tish! That’s Haitian Creole! You know when you speak it my Dominican blood boils!
When I lived in St. Pete, Fl. in the eighties there was a refugee living in an apartment near me. There was a pond, and the pond was full of Muscovy ducks. He went door to door and asked if anyone owned the ducks. Nobody did. So, over a period of time, he captured, processed and ate the ducks. One day a resident duck feeder saw him capture one. Oh. MY. GOD! You’d have thought he was capturing and eating children. He was forced to move away as the resulting bruhaha was so disconcerting he felt threatened. People drove from miles around to yell at the DUCK MURDERER.
BTW, there used to be duck disposal people. But they all got out of the business when an elderly duck feeder attacked an animal removal specialist, and the old man died of a heart attack. The service company was sued by the relatives of the old man. Insurance was then required and removing ducks became unprofitable.
The trick to duck removal is to wait until early in the morning and then use just one shot from a .22, quickly dispose of the body and say, “what noise?” (Not that I took up duck disposal. Just sayin’ that if I had disposed of those nasty ba$tards that’s how I would have done it.)
*snort*snort*
Eating Cats? Haitian Migrants In Springfield, Ohio Explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEB7zD5gfGc
Well, I only speak English and German, and a bit of Spanish I picked up in Arizona!
Some kind soul in Springfield should point out to the Haitians that the ducks and geese migrate south for the winter, Mexico for instance. Cats on the other hand, well everyone knows cats go to Chicago.
We need to import some Haitians to our local golf course to control the goose population.
Of course, that leads to the age-old problem of, once the Haitians get rid of the geese, how do you get rid of the Haitians?
I’m trying to think of how many felonies that scenario poses. It’s more than one for sure
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Some cultures in Asia eat rats, a culture in South America/Central America eats guinea pigs. Yes, some cultures in Asia eat dogs.
It is certainly believable that starvation and/or cultural norms might make a person eat weird things.
I’ve seen an aerial view, and you can see where the fence-line is by the spareness of any trees or vegetation on Haiti’s side.
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