Posted on 08/24/2024 6:12:44 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
Two women in the ballpark (White Sox) stands were hurt in the incident in August 2023. Video from that day shows the reaction as the two women realized they had been shot.
In defiance of the laws of physics, two bullets fired within a second, traveled in exactly the same parabolic arc for nearly a mile, surmounting a one-hundred-plus foot wall. Said bullets then dropped at a precipitous angle (unexplainable by ballistic science by the way) with enough generated force to (A) penetrate the flesh of one victim, and (B) enough re-entry heat to leave a scorch mark on the belly fat of another.
In reality, a suburban residing CPS employee, while removing a gun hidden in her fat rolls, experienced a negligent discharge, leaving one victim shot and the owner suffering a muzzle burn measuring a couple inches across her torso (per CFD sources). Other members of their party then concealed the gun and got it out of the stadium.
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This Chicago teacher has political connections and the event went down the memory hole.
Also, she does NOT live within the friendly confines of Chicago, which is a contractual requirement for city employees. Often overlooked for the favored people.
New meaning to concealed carry.
Imagine shopping for guns and thinking “well, I definitely want a firearm that will fit in my fat-fold”
—”Imagine shopping for guns and thinking”
Around the middle of the last century, in my wife’s gym class, they would sing...
“WE MUST, WE MUST, WE MUST INCREASE OUR BUST
THE BIGGER THE BETTER, THE TIGHTER THE SWEATER
THE BOYS WILL LOOK AT US”
That ditty could be updated for the after-holiday feast shopping sale.
the bigger belly the better the pistol... the cops will never look at us...
Or something like that.
The White Sox were just mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Tough times.
—”The White Sox were just mathematically eliminated from playoff contention. Tough times.”
NOT TO WORRY!
Now more open dates for a Disco Demolition Night!
Back in the day, the ticket would have disclaimers that the club was not responsible for injuries to the fan.
—”Back in the day...”
Today, anyone thought to have two nickels to rub together is subject to a lawsuit.
Or flat-out broke if you want to screw with someone.
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