Imagine shopping for guns and thinking “well, I definitely want a firearm that will fit in my fat-fold”
—”Imagine shopping for guns and thinking”
Around the middle of the last century, in my wife’s gym class, they would sing...
“WE MUST, WE MUST, WE MUST INCREASE OUR BUST
THE BIGGER THE BETTER, THE TIGHTER THE SWEATER
THE BOYS WILL LOOK AT US”
That ditty could be updated for the after-holiday feast shopping sale.
the bigger belly the better the pistol... the cops will never look at us...
Or something like that.