RNC Vs. DNC: A Comparison

Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 22, 2024 | Babylon Bee

[dayglored]

The Democratic National Convention is set to wrap up tonight, but how does it fare when compared with the Republican National Convention?

The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to compare and contrast the two:

• RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken
  DNC: Free mandatory abortions

• RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats
  DNC: Ditto

• RNC: Opened with a prayer to God
  DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch

• RNC: Free ammo for your guns
  DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks

• RNC: Hulk Hogan
  DNC: Drag queens

• RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone
  DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone

• RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan
  DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills

• RNC: All about Trump
  DNC: Also all about Trump

Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!

[dayglored]

Looks like the Bee is publishing real news again?!?

[teeman8r]

the bee nails it...

november cannot come soon enough.

[dayglored]

> november cannot come soon enough.

If I were completely confident that Kamalaladingdong was gonna lose, I would agree with you. But a lot can happen between now and then.

Biden could step aside, make her the President, gain a lot of traction from the "historic first black woman" blah blah blah.

She actually gave a pretty smooth teleprompter speech. No giggling or cackling. She's been training.

I'm spooked (can we still say "spooked"?) by the similarities between Harris in 2024 and Obama in 2008 -- the same slick exterior, no substance, just soothing words that don't have any particulars. The masses of voters love that crap and eat it up.

Maybe the country will wise up in two months time. Maybe not.

[Ann Archy]

Sadly, I think they will STEAL this election also!! There will be NO WAY THEY WILL LET TRUMP TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN!!

Color me a pessimist.....I call me a realist.

[dayglored]

Or they'll try again to assassinate him and this time they succeed.

I bet his life insurance premiums are through the roof.

[Biblebelter]

RNC: All about Trump
DNC: Also all about Trump

Ain’t that the truth.

[cowboyusa]

In 2008, Obama had all the issues on his side. In 2012, he got Bain Capitol outscoring Romeney. Trump has ALL the issues.

[teeman8r]

I am believing that the Trump Team has had to have proven the steal in 2020 and will hit the courts in October with the biggest media campaign the world has seen. if not, then all is lost.

come on October Surprise.

[Salvavida]

I don’t see DJT making it either. They wanted his murder to be broadcast live, not only to get rid of him, but to silence us.

They will try again, and blame it on Iran or ISIS. Yeah, probably ISIS, a non-state actor so that they won’t be any real retaliation.

[Organic Panic]

The sacrifice to moloch is hardly a joke since they set up an abortion van. Sick bastards.

And a joke....

“What is the best thing about dating a republican woman?”

“No penis.”

[Organic Panic]

I am pessimistic and believe Kamala will be installed no matter what. There are too many evil forces assembled in DC they can not allow him in. The swamp crooks will resort to “any means possible” to protect themselves. Merchan is their next hope after they tried to assassinate him. Merchan will imprison him and with the crooks running the SS his protection team will be ordered to stand down.

If that fails. There will be so much cheating and after seeing what Bidenistas did to anyone and everyone who defended Trump and voting laws no lawyer is going to risk prison and their law licenses to represent him.

[dayglored]

> “What is the best thing about dating a republican woman?”
“No penis.”

That's a good one. All great humor is based on truth.

[aquila48]

LOL! If they a priza for satire the Bee would run away with it.

[aquila48]

👍👍😊

[Retain Mike]

Makes sense to me. The current vice president has to certify the election.