Posted on 08/08/2024 11:35:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
PALM BEACH, FL — With the highly anticipated face-to-face televised meeting between the presidential candidates quickly approaching, Donald Trump expressed concern that if he beats Kamala Harris in the debate, the Democrats might replace her with someone good this time.
President Joe Biden succumbed to mounting pressure to drop out of the race shortly after Trump soundly defeated him in the initial debate and was subsequently replaced at the top of the ticket by Harris, leaving Trump worried that if he destroys her too badly, he could end up finally facing someone who isn't senile or mentally deficient.
"I'm in a no-win situation here, even though all I do is win," Trump said to members of his campaign staff. "Look, I beat Crooked Joe. So very badly. I beat him so badly that they dumped him and brought in Kamabla. Now, what's going to happen if I totally wipe the floor with her in the next debate? They might get rid of her and replace her with someone who can actually form a sentence. A candidate who is intelligent, can you imagine, folks? Sometimes it can be dangerous to be so great at winning, am I right?"
Trump campaign sources said the former president was unsure if he should demolish Harris when it could result in having to face yet another different opponent, such as Gavin Newsom or Michelle Obama. "I'd much rather face losers," Trump said. "So many big, beautiful losers."
At publishing time, Trump had reportedly decided to go ahead and completely destroy Harris at the debate while closing with an impassioned plea to leave her on the Democratic ticket.
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It costs a lot of money to keep reproducing new television ads simply to change the name of the opponent.
LOL!
Too accurate to be parody.
The Democrats have all the money in the world…almost literally. Just get the foreign governments that want us gone to put in some more, they’ll get it back if the Rats win.
Fascism pays.
I don’t get the sarcasm of the Bee here.
Trump won’t debate Kamala until after the convention.
And if she does win the nomination the Rats are stuck with her no matter how badly she might do in a debate.
Trump is right, AGAIN!
I freaking love this guy! He read Sun Tzu. For all the MSm crowing about the explosion in her poll numbers upward, they are petrified. First, picking TamponTim, and then what’s becoming apparent that trannies, wine Moms, and blocks aren’t enough to drag the commie over the finish line.
The Democrats have all the money in the world…almost literally. Just get the foreign governments that want us gone to put in some more, they’ll get it back if the Rats win
Unfortunately their pushing of the legal envelope - should have been stopped long ago. Not sure when the republicans will do anything.
He needs not to fear it there is no good one in that party they have a proven track record.
I thought this was real lol...
I like those free and easy news conferences better than rallies. I hope he does many more.His straight forward common sense might help this country by resonating with the cabal.
Yeah, I know it's satire, but when dems replace someone, it's always with someone worse NEVER with someone better.
The Dems are crooked Marxists. They will present anyone as a candidate cause the voting bloc of Democrats Don’t care as long as they get governnent handouts...which is what the candidates will always promise...so even if commieala “wins” the vote at dnc..she could be swapped if she keeps sinking in the polls...
He better watch his back. She controls the Secret Service and the assassins nowadays and she is a vicious.
Costs even more to keep printing new fake ballots.
They might start printing one to fill in the person later.
ALL THOSE SIGNS ARE NOT CHEAP, EITHER.
AND-— HOW MANY DIFFERENT BALLOTS ARE THEY GOING TO PRINT????
” if she does win the nomination the Rats are stuck with her no matter how badly she might do in a debate.”
1. Technically Kamala has already won the nomination by virtual vote of the delegates.
2. We conservatives have a total lack of imagination. The Democrats don’t just lie and cheat. They just make up stuff. Look at the Biden fiasco. He never even said the magic words “I am withdrawing from the race to award my delegates to Kamala Harris.” A small cabal got rid of Biden then within forty eight hours all fifty Democratic state chairman endorsed Kamala. What was that?
3. Bottom line. Democrats do what they want—and they really don’t care if we think it is crazy.
They might as well run Chairman Xi, eliminate the middle woman.
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