Nor the fashion crime.........
Posted on 07/18/2024 10:01:41 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Cyndi Lauper’s troubled son name dropped his legendary pop-star mom and her hit single “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” when he was arrested on gun possession charges stemming from a Harlem shooting earlier this year, new court papers show.
Aspiring rapper Declyn “Dex” Lauper begged police to call his mother after the discovery of a loaded gun in his fanny pack on Feb. 7 — and even tried to make sure they knew who she was by reminding officers of the singer’s trademark 1983 hit.
“I grew up, my mom is Cyndi Lauper, Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” Lauper allegedly told a detective, according to new information revealed as the pop scion pleaded not guilty to gun possession charges Wednesday in Manhattan Supreme Court.
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“Can I gets me a Glock .48 caliber handgun ‘round he-yah?”- another ass clown.
Should have just gone up to the .50 cal Glock. The .48 is for pussies.
>>Aspiring rapper Declyn “Dex” Lauper begged police to call his mother
Nothing screams “Gangsta Street Cred” like whining for your mommie...
A variation of the old “do you know who I am routine”, and its related “ do you know who I am related to” thing.
So what, is she the gal who does tv commercials for skin care?
Cops respond, “You say that time after time...”
” after the discovery of a loaded gun in his fanny pack on Feb. 7”
so he was exercising his god given and second amendment protected right to keep and bear arms.
AND you Life Coach!!! WTF?
“Do you know who I am?”
“Why, did you forget? Now put your hands behind your back.”
Legendary? A bit of over stating the case when it comes to Cyndi.
From the looks of him, once incarcerated, “The boys are going to have fun.”
>“Do you know who I am?”
“Why, did you forget? Now put your hands behind your back.”<
Love it!
My wife really really hates that song. “I’m not one of those mindless airheads,” she says. Since she has a .38 Smith Airweight I tend to listen.
There is an old “Airline attendant joke:
Guy is giving her trouble on plane in flight.
HE is refuses her requests to sit down.
HE claims:”DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM”???
She has him stand up in the aisle & ASKS the entire planeload of people:
“DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS? HE SEEMS TO NOT KNOW WHO HE IS”.
Makes me smile......
Wikipedia informs us that Cyndi and Dex are also “descendants of Christen Lauper, a leader of the Swiss peasant war of 1653,” but I guess the names of 17th century peasant rebels don’t carry as much weight as they used to.
He’s all Soy, not much Boy. Ergo - SoiBoi.
She didn’t even write that song.
So I can now say I heard of Cyndi Lauper and Girls Want to have fun.
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