[ChicagoConservative27]

Aspiring rapper.... All you need to know

[pingman]

“Can I gets me a Glock .48 caliber handgun ‘round he-yah?”- another ass clown.

[vikingd00d]

>>Aspiring rapper Declyn “Dex” Lauper begged police to call his mother

Nothing screams “Gangsta Street Cred” like whining for your mommie...

[Dilbert San Diego]

A variation of the old “do you know who I am routine”, and its related “ do you know who I am related to” thing.

[1Old Pro]

my mom is Cyndi Lauper

So what, is she the gal who does tv commercials for skin care?

[Hegemony Cricket]

Cops respond, “You say that time after time...”

[JSM_Liberty]

” after the discovery of a loaded gun in his fanny pack on Feb. 7”

so he was exercising his god given and second amendment protected right to keep and bear arms.

[Ancesthntr]

“Do you know who I am?”

“Why, did you forget? Now put your hands behind your back.”

[xp38]

Legendary? A bit of over stating the case when it comes to Cyndi.

[thegagline]

From the looks of him, once incarcerated, “The boys are going to have fun.”

[Seruzawa]

My wife really really hates that song. “I’m not one of those mindless airheads,” she says. Since she has a .38 Smith Airweight I tend to listen.

[x]

Wikipedia informs us that Cyndi and Dex are also “descendants of Christen Lauper, a leader of the Swiss peasant war of 1653,” but I guess the names of 17th century peasant rebels don’t carry as much weight as they used to.

[nickcarraway]

She didn’t even write that song.

[nickcarraway]

“Sorry, kid, We only ignore gun charges for children of Madonna or higher.”

[nickcarraway]

These kids always show their true colors.

[BansheeBill]

Girls just wanna have fun
Boys just wanna have gun

[Disambiguator]

I was thinking of naming one of my garden tools “Cyndi.”

You know, the one for pruning shrubs and trees.

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Aspiring.

I’m always aspiring.
Hope the cops don’t shoot me.

[NWFree]

Those were his True Colors