Posted on 07/18/2024 8:58:19 AM PDT by dayglored
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat party leaders were forced to make the difficult decision to place Biden on hospice care.
"We just want Joe to be comfortable with the short time he has left," explained Senator Chuck Schumer. "We spent a long, hard thirty seconds deliberating over what to do, and we all agreed this is for the best."
President Biden reportedly resisted the idea of being placed on hospice, but Democrat leaders assured the doctors that he was demented and didn't know what he was saying. "It's what the real Joe would have wanted. Hahaha!" said Kamala Harris. "Poor guy, saying 'I'm not ready to die!' Haha! He's lost his mind. At last, he can be at peace."
At publishing time, Hillary Clinton was reportedly spotted asking the hospice caretakers if they needed any help moving things along.
(Thanks to Null and Void for the image)
Thanks for the image!
Getting closer though
Biden appears to be struggling to get into his car
7-18-2024
https://rumble.com/v57gap6-biden-appears-to-be-struggling-to-get-into-his-car.html
Just have Joe stop over in Canada. There, a committee of experts can decide if he would choose physician-assisted suicide if he had his faculties.
The Bee finally beat the real headlines.
They have been falling behind lately.
:-)
He’s on borrowed time in the election that’s for sure. Imma guess gone by Sunday.
Hasn’t he already been in hospice care for some time now?
Dang, the Bee got me.
Meanwhile, Trump made everyone get the shot, and it was bad, so Trump killed Biden.
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