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Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis
Babylon Bee ^ | Jul 17, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/18/2024 8:58:19 AM PDT by dayglored

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat party leaders were forced to make the difficult decision to place Biden on hospice care.

"We just want Joe to be comfortable with the short time he has left," explained Senator Chuck Schumer. "We spent a long, hard thirty seconds deliberating over what to do, and we all agreed this is for the best."

President Biden reportedly resisted the idea of being placed on hospice, but Democrat leaders assured the doctors that he was demented and didn't know what he was saying. "It's what the real Joe would have wanted. Hahaha!" said Kamala Harris. "Poor guy, saying 'I'm not ready to die!' Haha! He's lost his mind. At last, he can be at peace."

At publishing time, Hillary Clinton was reportedly spotted asking the hospice caretakers if they needed any help moving things along.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; covid; hospice; satire
But I'm not dead yet!!

(Thanks to Null and Void for the image)

1 posted on 07/18/2024 8:58:19 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: null and void
"I don't want to go on the cart!"

Thanks for the image!

2 posted on 07/18/2024 9:00:32 AM PDT by dayglored (“Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.” - Kinky Friedman 1944-2024)
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To: dayglored

Getting closer though

Biden appears to be struggling to get into his car
7-18-2024
https://rumble.com/v57gap6-biden-appears-to-be-struggling-to-get-into-his-car.html


3 posted on 07/18/2024 9:01:01 AM PDT by janetjanet998 (Legacy media including youtube are the enemy of the people and must die)
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To: dayglored
... and sooner, not later ...


4 posted on 07/18/2024 9:04:19 AM PDT by dayglored (“Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given.” - Kinky Friedman 1944-2024)
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To: dayglored
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5 posted on 07/18/2024 9:10:18 AM PDT by Indy Pendance (“A bullet couldn't stop Trump. A virus just stopped Biden.”)
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To: dayglored

Just have Joe stop over in Canada. There, a committee of experts can decide if he would choose physician-assisted suicide if he had his faculties.


6 posted on 07/18/2024 9:19:21 AM PDT by Redmen4ever
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To: janetjanet998

The Bee finally beat the real headlines.

They have been falling behind lately.

:-)


7 posted on 07/18/2024 9:20:30 AM PDT by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: dayglored

He’s on borrowed time in the election that’s for sure. Imma guess gone by Sunday.


8 posted on 07/18/2024 9:51:59 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: dayglored

Hasn’t he already been in hospice care for some time now?


9 posted on 07/18/2024 10:50:13 AM PDT by MAGA2017
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To: dayglored

Dang, the Bee got me.

Meanwhile, Trump made everyone get the shot, and it was bad, so Trump killed Biden.


10 posted on 07/18/2024 1:15:42 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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