Posted on 06/26/2024 8:37:45 AM PDT by dayglored
LOS ANGELES, CA — In an act of rebellion against the men who have repeatedly kept her down throughout her life, singer Taylor Swift spelled out "F--- The Patriarchy" in contrails with her $10 million private jet.
"Yeah! That'll show ‘em!" Swift could be heard yelling as she zoomed her giant plane around the skies above L.A. "The patriarchy has held me down long enough. Sure I have millions of dollars and hundreds of millions of fans, but I could have even more of it all if it weren't for systemic sexism and patriarchal societal repression."
Swift's fans were quick to applaud the singer's actions. "I love how she's dismantling systems of oppression by speaking truth to power," fan Francisca Gomez told the press. "I'm 200 pounds overweight and I know it's because of the evils of the patriarchy and my internalized submission. Eff them!"
As of publishing time, Swift announced she would continue to protest the oppression she's experienced at the hands of the patriarchy by buying several hundred $4,000 Gucci handbags and lighting them on fire.
I think....
Maybe Feed?
Or Feel?
Leftists hate patriarchy but want to import Muslim men. Think about that one!
Definitely. They'll expect all of those “MAGA republicans” that they hate so much to step up and die for the country, in a war started by Biden, after 10 years of sh!tting all over them.
Something they didn't consider huh? Ooopsie. Maybe apologies are in order. Or maybe they should think twice before opening their mouths.
Considering it is Taylor Swift, she is literally F** the patriarchy. How many men has she been through?!
They think they’re owning the right, but they’re sorely mistaken.
Good suggestions, you may be right...
NEVERTHELESS, IT WAS HER DAD WHO SUPPORTED AND LAUNCHED HER CAREER.
OH WELL. WHY SHE GOTTA TO BE SO MEAN?
(ooops...sorry for the caps)
LOL, great!
The Swifties aren’t all that swift. They’ll see the headline and think it’s real and a new urban legend is born.
If not for sexist patriarchs she’d be a street cleaner as opposed to a street walker.
That B-—H didn’t say a damn thing when Toby Keith passed away and he gave her the first break in the music biz.
Taylor Swift is a fool—and her “music” is not any good!
Is this real yet today?
Or do we have to wait until tomorrow ?
The Bee doesn't publish "satire", they publish "spoilers".
She’s provibg arm candy cover for Mr. Pfizer.
I’d say this Deep State handmaiden is allowing herself to be bleeped BY the patriarchy.
That’s anything but feminist.
...providing...
#6 14 guys and 1 woman
https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/taylor-swift
A few of the guys are gay. I have seen a photo of her with the model Karlie Kloss kissing and it was a not a simple hello kiss. Her latest guy wears earrings and dresses like he is fabulous.
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