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Kids Arrested For Driving Scooters Over Pride Flag Wishing They Had Burned American Flag Instead
BabylonBee.com ^ | 6-8-2024 | Bee Staff

Posted on 06/10/2024 4:31:03 AM PDT by servo1969

SPOKANE, WA — The three teenagers who were arrested for riding scooters on a Pride flag painted on the road were kicking themselves for not simply lighting the American flag on fire and threatening violence instead.

"I guess we picked the wrong flag," said one of the teens, whose name has been withheld for anonymity. "I had no idea the Pride flag was so much more sacred than the American flag."

According to sources, the teenagers were surprised to learn they could deface statues, light smoke bombs outside the White House, hold up a bloody mask of the President, threaten mass murder, and light the American flag on fire without any consequences whatsoever. "That's completely insane," said one of the teens. "All we did was ride our scooters in circles a couple of times. I know I'm just sixteen, but that seems a little less bad than all that other stuff."

At publishing time, the teens were informed that they would be released without charges so long as they would say their scooter circles were to protest the rescue of the Israeli hostages.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylon; flag; pride; prideflag; prideisasin; satire; scooters

1 posted on 06/10/2024 4:31:03 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

So now it’s just riding your scooter over the paint (it’s not a mural and it’s not a flag. It’s a representation of a flag)
is enough to get you arrested. You don’t have to do donuts anymore, or wheelies, or leave streak marks. Just riding over it and you have a criminal record.

This is to teach us that we MUST absolutely bow down in abject submission, grovel and worship at the altar of lgbt+, for that is our new overlord.


2 posted on 06/10/2024 5:07:30 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Voltaire: To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.)
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To: servo1969

The Bee got me again...


3 posted on 06/10/2024 5:25:50 AM PDT by Russ (I )
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To: I want the USA back

Bee.


4 posted on 06/10/2024 5:28:37 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to kill us. Plan to avoid this.)
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To: Russ

I keep getting stung by the Bee. Good thing I’m not allergic.


5 posted on 06/10/2024 5:54:23 AM PDT by Socon-Econ (adi)
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To: I want the USA back

This is to teach us that it’s the BEEEEEE.


6 posted on 06/10/2024 5:58:03 AM PDT by healy61 (.)
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