Posted on 06/10/2024 4:31:03 AM PDT by servo1969
SPOKANE, WA — The three teenagers who were arrested for riding scooters on a Pride flag painted on the road were kicking themselves for not simply lighting the American flag on fire and threatening violence instead.
"I guess we picked the wrong flag," said one of the teens, whose name has been withheld for anonymity. "I had no idea the Pride flag was so much more sacred than the American flag."
According to sources, the teenagers were surprised to learn they could deface statues, light smoke bombs outside the White House, hold up a bloody mask of the President, threaten mass murder, and light the American flag on fire without any consequences whatsoever. "That's completely insane," said one of the teens. "All we did was ride our scooters in circles a couple of times. I know I'm just sixteen, but that seems a little less bad than all that other stuff."
At publishing time, the teens were informed that they would be released without charges so long as they would say their scooter circles were to protest the rescue of the Israeli hostages.
So now it’s just riding your scooter over the paint (it’s not a mural and it’s not a flag. It’s a representation of a flag)
is enough to get you arrested. You don’t have to do donuts anymore, or wheelies, or leave streak marks. Just riding over it and you have a criminal record.
This is to teach us that we MUST absolutely bow down in abject submission, grovel and worship at the altar of lgbt+, for that is our new overlord.
The Bee got me again...
Bee.
I keep getting stung by the Bee. Good thing I’m not allergic.
This is to teach us that it’s the BEEEEEE.
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