[Olog-hai]

Everything Zoe characterizes as right wing is actually left wing, particularly self-righteousness.

[ConservativeMind]

There is absolutely no one else responsible for your health BUT you.

Your problems are your problems. We can help each other, though.

[lee martell]

This reads like somebody doing a great deal of projecting, and trying to convince herself that she isn’t.

[Dr. Sivana]

Poor Zoe. For her, every day is a bad hair day.

[Secret Agent Man]

All I see is the leftist socialist DEI folks lecturing us on how virtuous they are and how wrong we are.

[TigersEye]

Zoe is mentally unstable. Exercise can help stabilize the mind.

[Uncle Miltie]

Personal responsibility and all that.

[Jemian]

Basically, the suthor is saying that healthy and fit people are conservatives. Sick, demented individuals are liberals.

Okay. I can agree with that.

[No name given]

That is absolutely right.

[Trump_Triumphant]

So I guess that means that all of the slovenly fat slobs I see every day are Democrats.

[mikey_hates_everything]

Because people don’t want to hear HER whine and complain about HER self-inflicted problems, they are therefore right-wing.

[4Runner]

Zoe is a gender-neutral name of Greek origins, meaning “life.” In the third century, Alexandrian Jews translated the Hebrew name Eve to its Greek equivalent, Zoe.

--Courtesy of Google.

[Chickensoup]

Gaslighting at its best. Leftists are toxic.

[BitWielder1]

For a happy life:
Do not care what other thinks about you.
Don't let lefties tell you what you feel.

[Apparatchik]

“… pretty soon you think you are master of your own destiny. You’re still not, by the way…”

Wrongo. This phrase, which could only be written by a subject of the Crown, expresses the fundamental difference between European socialism and American individualism. We believe we are the masters of our own destinies, graced by Almighty G*d to pursue our happiness - it’s in our Declaration of Independence.

European socialists commonly brand individualism, self-reliance, and personal responsibility as “right-wing” ideals. Ignore this horse's *ss.

[Flavious_Maximus]

“...getting fit makes you more rightwing...”

So that’s why lefties are so out of shape, limp wristed punks. I always suspected they were unfit because of their slothfulness (and all the other deadly sins).

It also explains why most democrats are on welfare. Too lazy to work. /spit

[equaviator]

“If it feels good, do it”(?)...Being in good health feels pretty damned good. Don’t mind if I do!

[Sirius Lee]

Exercise improves blood flow to the brain. Zoe should try it.

[hinckley buzzard]

Sounds like a meta culpa — it’s happened to her and she is shocked.

[Yardstick]

...So now you’re almost your best self, except you could always be better, and this is when you start eating protein the whole time....
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Oh dear, not PROTEIN!

Because protein is the macronutrient of fascism.

[Bearshouse]

I had to check if this was from the Babylon Bee.