Poor Zoe. For her, every day is a bad hair day.
Every day is a brain dead day for her.
It would help if she washed her hair every month or so
Hahahahahaha!
Her last paragraph:
"...In the fullness of time, I realise it’s not really a question of an unwitting slide into fascism, hastened by a treadmill. It’s more that there is a fixed amount of excellence in any self, and the more you spend on your biceps, the less you have for your personality. Wellness could turn you into a bit of a jerk, is what I’m saying.
There is a cure for being out of shape, but there is no cure for ingrained stupidity.