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Score So far this year:

Bison: 3 - Tourists: 0

1 posted on 06/04/2024 12:15:02 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Life is not a Disney movie.


2 posted on 06/04/2024 12:16:05 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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Humans need to respect the rules of safety.


3 posted on 06/04/2024 12:16:34 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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I’ve been to Yellowstone and have seen the stupid tourists try to take selfies with the bison.

I didn’t see any gorings, but I can easily see how they happen with such stupid behavior.


4 posted on 06/04/2024 12:17:13 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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Not eligible for Darwin Award as she was already past contributing to the gene pool.


5 posted on 06/04/2024 12:18:09 PM PDT by glorgau
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That happened in April when an Idaho man was roughed up by a bison after kicking it while drunk.

Bad idea to kick a drunk bison, thatsallIgottasay...


6 posted on 06/04/2024 12:19:21 PM PDT by jagusafr ( )
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In her 83 years, this lady still had not learned to stay a safe distance away?
The Bison are not large Chow Dogs, waiting to be petted and played with by we humans. Frankly, they don’t want us around at all.


7 posted on 06/04/2024 12:20:51 PM PDT by lee martell
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Wyoming has a "Stand Your Ground" policy the woman should have been aware of. You can't get into the park without getting their "leave the bison alone" pamphlet and there are signs Everywhere. These tourons get out of their vehicles and go traipsing out in the field with their camera.

"Look at me, Grandma, I'm a going to ride that buffalo."

8 posted on 06/04/2024 12:22:22 PM PDT by BipolarBob (If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.)
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It’s always silly when humans think they need to defend animals when they act viciously for no reason.

Animals are not capable of moral thought, so it makes no sense to think you have to defend them.

The answer is simple—if an animal is dangerous, you kill it.


10 posted on 06/04/2024 12:26:01 PM PDT by reasonisfaith (What are the personal implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history?)
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Let’s be careful out there…..


12 posted on 06/04/2024 12:26:39 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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13 posted on 06/04/2024 12:26:39 PM PDT by plain talk
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Imagine, when this woman was born, if a gypsy fortune-teller told her mother: “this child will die being gored by a Bison.”

Everyone would have laughed.


14 posted on 06/04/2024 12:32:21 PM PDT by PGR88
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15 posted on 06/04/2024 12:36:18 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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I once stayed at the Big Yellowstone Lodge. I came out very early in the morning to put the suitcase in the car. I was just outside the big front door in the parking lot. When I was about done, I heard a “breathing” sound behind me. I slowly turned around and I was looking right at a Buffalo that had silently come up behind me and now was about 10 feet away. He was looking right at me and there I was looking right at him. I literally didn’t move (not sure I even could have!) and in what seemed like a LONG 2-3 minutes, he turned and quietly walked away. But seeing the size of that thing only 10 feet away was something I will NEVER forget. He probably just wanted a cookie or something, but I don’t remember being frightened as badly. Im amazed hearing people actually get out of their cars and try to get a photo of these things. Craziness wins, and so does Darwin.


20 posted on 06/04/2024 12:51:39 PM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (Accepting a false premise initiates conversational defeat.)
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Geez — did she try to ride it?


22 posted on 06/04/2024 12:57:29 PM PDT by Reynoldo (BurnLootMurder)
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Idaho man was roughed up by a bison after kicking it while drunk.

Attention Florida Man: You have a challenger!

24 posted on 06/04/2024 1:01:03 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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I read a Thomas Sowell reflection on the passing scene that went something like:

Modern humans like to brag about how smart they have become because of technology, but no one had to warn a 19th century farmer out on the planes not to mess with a 3000 lbs animal that can run at 30 mph.

I’ve tried to find the specific quote but have never been successful.


25 posted on 06/04/2024 1:22:48 PM PDT by ALPAPilot
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On our Yellowstone thread mocking these idiots, they are called Tourons.


26 posted on 06/04/2024 1:24:17 PM PDT by 1ScrappyArmyMom
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33 posted on 06/04/2024 2:25:37 PM PDT by SJackson (There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them Churchill)
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"Awww...look at the cute bison. I'm going to pet her."

83 years old? Sounds like a bad case of "Too soon old, too late smart."

37 posted on 06/04/2024 3:11:29 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward Snowden)
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“Oh honey, look at the cute cow.”


45 posted on 06/04/2024 3:39:04 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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