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9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty
Babylon Bee ^
| May 29,2024
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/30/2024 8:30:14 AM PDT by dayglored
The prosecution has finally rested in the criminal case against former President Trump, having presented nine bullet-proof pieces of evidence that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty. Here they are:
- Trump said he's innocent: Exactly the sort of thing a guilty person would say.
- Before the trial, the prosecution's star witnesses both said Trump was innocent: It doesn't get any more cut and dry.
- The judge decided Trump was guilty before the trial even began: It was that obvious.
- No one in America has ever been charged with a felony for this crime before: Trump is so guilty they had to make up new laws. Case closed.
- Trump was in Home Alone 2 alongside notorious criminals "The Wet Bandits": What more evidence could you need?
- Trump spent evenings after trial delivering pizza to firemen: Exactly what a hardened felon would do. Lock him up.
- Trump's signature on the checks in question is kind of hard to read: The plain mark of criminal conspiracy.
- Robert DeNiro said he is guilty: Game over.
- He's not a Democrat: Clearly belongs behind bars. That's just how law works. /ol> If that's not an airtight list of evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty, then you belong in a cell right next to him!
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It's the BEE !!
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:30:14 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
Whoopsie, Typo in the Tag. Oh well...
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:32:20 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: dayglored
An Academy Award winning actor, Robert DeNiro, said Trump is guilty: Game over.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:35:07 AM PDT
by
Liz
(This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
To: dayglored
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:35:17 AM PDT
by
skr
(Righteousness exalteth a nation: sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
To: dayglored
Trump said he was not guilty...the thing guilty people always say. And he said it more than once. Guilty on each count.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:37:36 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
To: dayglored
“Trump was in Home Alone 2 alongside notorious criminals “The Wet Bandits”: What more evidence could you need?”
I had forgotten he is in that. Lol. I always remember him in that Sandra Bullock/Hugh Grant movie, but I always forget Home Alone 2.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:38:06 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Pointing out hypocrisy is meaningless to the Left; they don't have principles, they have goals. )
To: dayglored
The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There's no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:39:03 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: cdcdawg
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:39:07 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dayglored
Nice summary on the NYC judge, jury, and presstitutes by the Bee.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:39:46 AM PDT
by
SharpRightTurn
(“Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey & car keys to teenage boys” P.J. O’Rourke)
To: MtnClimber
Trump said he was not guilty So get him for "lying to investigators"! It worked with Martha Stewart ...
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:40:22 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: dayglored
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:40:54 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dayglored
It’s really no laughing matter 😕
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:43:17 AM PDT
by
38special
(The government is ruining our country!)
To: dayglored
10) Because he’s... well... Trump.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:45:03 AM PDT
by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
To: dayglored
Because being lying marxist scum is cool today, and wanting to make America great is now a hate crime.
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posted on
05/30/2024 8:48:45 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
To: dayglored
Hunter Biden being tried on gun charges is incontrovertible truth that Trump is guilty.
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posted on
05/30/2024 9:05:52 AM PDT
by
Liz
(This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
To: dayglored
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posted on
05/30/2024 9:06:07 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: cdcdawg
I had forgotten he is in that. “ The CBC cut a scene featuring Donald Trump from its December 2019 broadcast of the movie "Home Alone 2" for political reasons.”
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posted on
05/30/2024 9:07:55 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam only understands Death and Pain. Give it to them. )
To: dayglored
Pretty good summation of MSNBC guest expert opinions, there. :)
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posted on
05/30/2024 9:08:18 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
To: dayglored
That’s more convincing than anything in the NY trial.
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posted on
05/30/2024 9:15:10 AM PDT
by
gitmo
To: skr
The Bee stings again. :)
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California Advancing Bill AB 2642 That Would Take Away Your Ability To Question Elected Officials
https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1796135365671338234
California Advancing Bill AB 2642 That Would Take Away Your Ability To Question Elected Officials
State Rep Bill Essayli “This State law would — allow bureaucrats at the State and County level to sue you, members of the public, when you voice your concerns to them.”
“Federal law doesn’t allow election officials to sue under the Voting Rights Act. Only the Department of Justice is authorized to initiate legal action against private individuals.
This state law would change that, and it’s going to allow bureaucrats at the state and county level to sue you, members of the public, when you voice your concerns to them.”
This would be done under the disguise of “intimidation”. It would give elected officials the ability to say they feel “intimidated” and then sue you for voicing concerns.
“AB 2642 is an unprecedented power-grab by government bureaucrats who want to weaponize our civil system against freedom of speech.”
(Excerpt)
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posted on
05/30/2024 9:15:42 AM PDT
by
cuz1961
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