9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty

Babylon Bee ^ | May 29,2024 | Babylon Bee

[dayglored]

The prosecution has finally rested in the criminal case against former President Trump, having presented nine bullet-proof pieces of evidence that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty. Here they are:

1. Trump said he's innocent: Exactly the sort of thing a guilty person would say.

2. Before the trial, the prosecution's star witnesses both said Trump was innocent: It doesn't get any more cut and dry.

3. The judge decided Trump was guilty before the trial even began: It was that obvious.

4. No one in America has ever been charged with a felony for this crime before: Trump is so guilty they had to make up new laws. Case closed.

5. Trump was in Home Alone 2 alongside notorious criminals "The Wet Bandits": What more evidence could you need?

6. Trump spent evenings after trial delivering pizza to firemen: Exactly what a hardened felon would do. Lock him up.

7. Trump's signature on the checks in question is kind of hard to read: The plain mark of criminal conspiracy.

8. Robert DeNiro said he is guilty: Game over.

9. He's not a Democrat: Clearly belongs behind bars. That's just how law works. /ol> If that's not an airtight list of evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty, then you belong in a cell right next to him!

[SaveFerris]

lol

[parmamenian]

He floats in a tub of water!

[dayglored]

“That means he’s a WITCH!”

[BigFreakinToad]

Those are the mark of a true sociopath.